A Night of utter chaos!!


O'Haire Arena
Dayton, OH

Live Monday Night 11-5-01

 At "Till Death Do Us Part" Controversy was the rule of the day, as matches had controversial endings, and Mr. Nagasawa made controversial ruling.  The quest for title unification begins tonight, as we strive to crown our first "Warfare Champion." This night promises to be filled with the most hard hitting, violent, hardcore action that the EWA has to offer!!

(The image fades in to John Chambers dropping a wicked elbow down on Malum Diabolus, and then fades to the "Franchise" Johnny Hawke nailing him with "Old Lusty" and exiting through the crowd.  Lupin appears and chokes out the champion.  Sassy and Malum score duel pins on their opponents, and Malum's hand is raised in victory.  


DJ:  Welcome to hour number 1 of the exciting two night card bringing the finest the EWA has to offer together.  Tonight, we unify the Hardcore and TV title, forming 1 hard hitting, entertaining championship, the Warfare title.  Also, we have a shoot fight of sorts, as Lupin battles W4 tough man Drago in a submission match.  But batten down the hatches, as John Chambers, Andy Studd, and Jackson Rust battle in a three way elimination Bunkhouse Match.  But that's not all.

KF:  No, the we have two mean ladies, that vow to make it "hurt so good" as Akia battles Atayla.  

DJ:  For this hour, we will show you some highlights of matches that took place earlier tonight, and go live to the ring for our Submission Match, as well as the Bunkhouse Brawl.  But our night here seems to be getting started with a bang, as I hear that Pax has demanded time.

[All of a sudden the lights in the arena go out the fans scream not knowing what to expect. Suddenly "Victory" By: Notorious B.I.G. blares through the sound system, at the sound of this you hear loud cheers echoing through the arena by the fans as two fireworks shoot across the entrance way crossing each other forming an X which is only visible for a moment as the flames from the fireworks extinguish. At this point the lights fade on and a man stands in the entrance way. The fans recognize who the man is, as do we it is Pax former W4 cruiserweight champion, and current EWA superstar. Pax stands on the entrance way holding his arms high in the air and far apart with his legs spread wide open. As the crowd cheers even louder Pax grins and walks to the ring . Pax circles the ring with a smile, staring at the crowd with a smile. Pax then looks into the ring...Pax then slides under the bottom rope and gets into the ring. He looks toward the announcer's desk and nods his head as a man tosses him a mic. Pax circles the ring with the mic in hand then stops suddenly and begins to talk]

Pax: Yo! It's Pax and I am back on television for the first time in almost a year...and it feels damn good!!! So, ya'll niggas miss me?

[Crowd cheers loudly]

Pax: Yea, that's what I thought. What was wrestling without Pax? What was wrestling without the drama Pax brings to the table huh?

[Crowd cheers some more]

Pax: Well thanks for the warm welcome back. It's glad to see the fans still love a nigga after 7 months in the dark. But let me get to the reason why I am out here. Let's forget about my match earlier in the night, its in the past and I don't want to talk about it. The reason am here is to address the EWA as a whole. In the week or so that I've been back here in the EWA I don't think many people have paid much attention to a nigga. Sure they saw my name booked, they flicked through the channels and saw a few seconds of each of my promos, but I doubt anyone stopped to actually take a look at me and notice what it is I was here for.

[He pauses]

Pax: You see I know of the EWA's struggle, the battle to be on top with Big Sky Wrestling. I know of the niggas who have jumped ship joining BSWF as they sit atop the wrestling world. Many of you people know, in the W4 not only was I the cruiserweight champion, but on my road to the title I was also the man who brought the W4 ratings, the man who kept it at number one. I don't care what some wrestlers will say, I don't care what some of you fans out there who hate on me for whatever reason say. I know and 95% of the wrestler world knows I was #1 and I helped the W4 stay on top. The reason I am here, the reason I signed with EWA and not BSWF or ReWF or any other organization is because I believe the EWA needs me. I believe I can be that man to get the EWA back to the top. I am that good, I am that attractive to the public and I believe that I can be to the EWA what I was to the W4...the most marketable man on television. I don't sell t-shirts, I'm not big on rules, I don't have many friends or like a lot of people, but am the best wrestler out there, with the best mic skills, and I can make people turn on their televisions and keep them turned on. Mr. Nagasawa I want you to be aware of who I am, I want you to know that in me you have a true "franchise" player.

[The crowd cheers at Pax's words]

Pax: Now the game plan. With the cruiserweight title trashed I must focus elsewhere. Yet it is not titles that I am after off the jump. First I know I must prove to a lot of people that I am still the man, that I can still beat a lot of people's asses. So I am not going to go out...smack a champ in the face and demand a title shot, even though if I wanted to I could. What I am going to do is this. Mr. Nagasawa, I want to show you, and the rest of the EWA that I am exactly what I say I am...the best. So, I put out an open challenge to the entire EWA. Mr. Nagasawa, this means you are free to book me against whoever it is you please so that I can prove to you exactly how good I am. Whether headlining the biggest PPV or opening for cards such as this I can give the best show ever. So Nagasawa...do your thing and get me a good match next week so the world can get a better glimpse at exactly what the EWA is going to invest itself in in the next few weeks. Ya'll feel me?

[Crowd cheers]

Pax: Now...I know you fans are waiting for Pax to get gully...I know you fans want Pax to go into the ways of the old. I tell you fans this...have patience. Pax will do his thing in time, give me time and you will all see. To all the wrestlers out there...I'll bust your asses soon enough. To everyone else later for now niggas...I'm gone...

[Pax drops the mic and holds his hands in the air as the fans cheer. "Victory" By: Notorious B.I.G. plays throughout the arena as Pax rolls out of the ring and exits through the crowd]

DJ:  Can you believe that?  Pax is here, and is ready to get this company back on top.  

KF:  Do you think that his brand of Trash Talking violence is what this company needs to compete with the Big Sky?

DJ:  I think its exactly what we need.  We'll see some highlights of Pax in action later on, But it appears that Eric Pheris is arriving at the arena.

(Cut to backstage, where we see a rented Lincoln Continental pulls up in the parking garage.  "The Sexecutioner" Eric Pheris steps out of the car, and grabs his gym bag.  The huge man seems as confident as ever, and slowly makes his way inside.  All of the sudden, A Black and White Chrysler Le Baron comes squealing around the corner.  Pheris turns just in time to see the car slam into his right knee.  Pheris goes flying back, and lands at the base of the cement wall.   The driver's door flies open, and out steps the Renegade, appearing to be ready for action.  He grabs out a baseball bat from behind the seat, and immediately goes two work on the knee.  He smacks him repeatedly, and Pheris seems to be unable to defend himself after the force of the car.  Renegade nails him in the head for good measure.   He sets him up along the wall and pins him to it by rolling the car forward.  Referees come running out of the building, and Pheris is in obvious pain.  Renegade looks into the camera.)

Renegade:  "You wanna see violence.  You want a war?  You've got it.  I'll f**king cripple people if that's what it takes to be on top.  I'll see you in the finals.

(He turns and walks back towards the building as the referee agrees that Pheris is unable to continue.  The referee goes and raises his arm, and Renegade pulls his arm away, and heads inside.)

WINNER OF THE MATCH....THE RENEGADE!!

DJ:  Can you believe that?

KF:  Renegade is showing what it takes to be a winner around the EWA.  If there is one thing the Big Sky boys know, its violence, and he just took the violence level of this tournament up another notch.  He may just be the favorite to walk out the champ here tonight.  I love the attitude!!


DJ:  Well, just who will the Renegade face in the finals.  Our first round match happened earlier this evening, and it was a hard hitting match up.

KF:  The returning Kraven met the EWA TV Champion, and the action got a little out of hand, to say the least.

DJ:  Lets look at some of the highlights.  This is about 10 minutes in to a match up that quite frankly, Hawk was dominating.

(Hawk and Kraven are tied up in the ring, and Hawk takes the big man down with a Russian Leg Sweep.  Hawk waits for him to rise, and then drops him again with a spinning neck drop.  Kraven is down on the ground, and Hawk leaps to the top to try and finish the match up.  Hawk leaps, but Kraven gets to his feet and catches him in mid air.  He nails him with the Fist of Wrath, and covers. 1....2....3!!  

WINNER OF THE MATCH....KRAVEN!!!

DJ:  As you can see there by the ending, the match up was back and forth, until Kraven finished it off by catching Hawk going for "That's Entertainment" and putting him down with the Fist of Wrath.

KF:  That sets up our Warfare Title Showdown, between the Renegade and Kraven later this evening.  The Renegade has destroyed one giant, will he destroy a second on in the TLC match up?

DJ:  That remains to be seen.


KF:  What about that exciting Ladies action that started off the night?

DJ:  Well, that was as hard hitting as any men's contest you'll ever see, as Atayla really showed to be a major player around here.  Let's look at the highlights.

As “More Human than Human” by White Zombie blasts over the PA system, Atayla emerges from the shadows of the arena accompanied by her manager, The Big Man. She is wearing her trademark burgundy velvet type bikini with the snake charm hanging from the middle of the bikini top, and burgundy-wrestling boots.

 

KF:  Look at that outfit!!  I wanna see more of her.

 

DJ:  Who doesn't?  Well, Akia dominated the match up early, and showed more of the mean streak that had her do so well last week at the PPV.  We'll go to this series of Highlights, about 5 minutes in.

 

Akia rakes the eyes, then attempts to whip Atayla into the corner, but Atayla reverses it.  Atayla quickly Irish whips Akia into the far turnbuckle. Then, Atayla immediately follows Akia and nails her with huge running clothesline. As Akia stumbles out the turnbuckle by the momentum of the move, Atayla snags her up into powerbomb position, and tosses Akia back into the same turnbuckle


DJ:  That was devastating, to say the least?

KF:  Was Akia sober for this one? 

DJ:  I'd hope not after that move.

(Atayla throws down Akia with a judo hip throw, and holds on for a cross arm hold.  Akia screams in pain, but manages to get to the ropes.  The referee forces the break, and Akia superkicks Atayla down.  She rips her up by the hair, and bulldogs her down on the canvas.  1.....2...and Atayla kicks out.  Akia goes for a Lion Tamer, but Atayla was read, and kicks her off towards the ropes.  Akia staggers out and is met with a Urange Suplex.  She is down, and Atayla signals to the Big man.  She grabs Akia with a Tongan Death Grip, and then Russian legs sweeps her down to the ground. )

DJ:  That was a very interesting move.

KF:  But Akia proved to tough to tap out on that hold alone.

(Akia gets to the ropes, and the referee forces the break.  Akia whips her in for a back drop, but Atayla meets her with a running Yakuza kick.  She signals again, and this time, she sets up Akia for the Samurai Driver, and hits the move.)

DJ:  She calls that the Amazon Driver, and its devastating. 

KF:  It proved too much for Akia tonight, as she goes down  1.....2....3!!

WINNER OF THE MATCH...ATAYLA!!

DJ:  I look forward to seeing these two go at it again down the road.

KF:  Me Too!  Did I mention that I loved Atayla's outfit?

DJ:  Of course you did.


DJ:  Now, we heard from Pax to start of this hour, but earlier tonight he had one hell of a match with Prime.

KF:  Prime is a man returning from injury, and Pax made his first stop in the ring in over a year.  

["Victory" By: Notorious B.I.G. blares through the sound system, at the sound of this you hear loud cheers echoing through the arena by the fans as two fireworks shoot across the entrance way crossing each other forming an X which is only visible for a moment as the flames from the fireworks extinguish. At this point the lights fade on and a man stands in the entrance way. It is Pax, Pax stands on the entrance way holding his arms high in the air and far apart with his legs spread wide open. As the crowd cheers even louder Pax grins and walks to the ring . Pax circles the ring with a smile, staring at the ring. Pax slides under the bottom rope and gets into the ring, he hops to his feet and is ready to fight]

DJ;  It was quit an entrance for the street thug.

The lights goes into a mix of white lights flashing and flickering everywhere a bit like Steve Austin as the song begins and then the singer said "listen to the base go BOOM Explosion!" the pyros like Jericho exploded as then once the way is clear Prime makes his way to the ring dressed to kill and ready to kick some ass. Heading to the ring a look of determination is on his face as he gets into the ring by diving into it and quickly stands up before waiting for his opponent

DJ:  And these two wasted no time getting thing under way.

 

[Prime goes strait to work, and drills Pax with a drop kick, and immediately takes thing out to the floor.  He whips Pax into the ring steps, causing him to flip over.  Prime goes up and drops a knee off the apron, and then keeps his knee in Pax's neck area.  He starts to choke him as the ref motions both me back into the ring.]

 

DJ:  Prime took it to the floor early.

 

KF:  What most fans may not realize, is this is the battle of two fine former cruiserweight champions.  Prime in the EWA, and Pax in the W4.

 

[Prime tosses Pax under the bottom rope, and then goes in looking for a bulldog, but Pax pushes him towards the ropes, and drills him with a flying clothesline.  Pax picks him up, and whips him in, and takes him down again with a rolling clothesline.  Still working on the neck, Pax picks him up and nails him with a piledriver.  1....2...and Prime kicks out.]

 

DJ:  As you can see, Pax focused his attack on the neck area, but  a few minutes later, he proved to have quite a game.

 

KF:  Pax took to the air, and Prime again went to brawl in this match up.

 

[Pax goes for a moonsault, but Prime manages to get his legs up for a block.  Both men lay on the ground, and Prime is up first.  He begins to throw rights and lefts, and nails Pax in the midsection with a knee lift.  Pax doubles over, and Prime suplexes him down.  He signals to the crowd, and picks up and hits Pax with a running powerbomb.  1........2....and Pax just manages to get his foot on the bottom rope.  Prime drops a leg drop, and then whips Pax in for a spinebuster.  He picks up Pax and goes for a atomic drop, but Pax manages to flip over the back, and goes for his trademark superkick, the Jakked.  Prime ducks, but Pax plants his feet, spins around , and drills him again.  He hops to the top rope, and drills a summersault leg drop, before giving the X sign to the crowd.]

 

DJ:  It was an impressive flurry that set up his finishing move, "THE X" for the 1.....2....3!!

 

KF:  Impressive showing by both men, to be sure.

 

WINNER OF THE MATCH....PAX!!!

 

DJ:  Prime showed no ring rust after the long lay off.  A back and forth match till the end.

 


 

DJ:  That brings us to the finals of the Warfare Tournament, which do to time constraints was edited.  

 

KF:  But this highlight package doesn't do it justice.  This was a brutal match from bell to bell, which we will join about 3/4 of the way into it.

 

[Kraven choke slams the Renegade down to the canvas.  He picks up the smaller man, and drills him with a double arm chokeslam, or baldo bomb.  Kraven moves outside the ring, and tosses in two chairs.  He picks up a third, and slides back into the ring, where he bounces off the ropes and drills the Renegade with a devastating clothesline with the chair.  He then sets up the two chairs, and sets the third in between them.  He goes to the top, and drags the injured Renegade up with him.  He Super Bombs him through the chairs.  1....2....and Renegade just barely manages to kick out.  The ref then catches his own mistake, and motions above the ring where the belt hangs.]

 

DJ:  We all thought the Renegade was done there. 

 

KF:  Kraven is big and bad, and he really used his power to his advantage.

 

[Kraven slides out and slides two tables into the ring.  He sets them up in the corners.  He picks up Renegade on his shoulder, and charges and spears him through one of the tables.  They both lay in pain for a moment.   Kraven gets back to his feet, where he motions to put Renegade through another table.  He charges, but Renegade manages to hang on and DDT Kraven down into the table, and then rolls out to the floor to catch his breath.]

 

DJ:  The hardcore champ took an incredible beating, but managed to turn things his way.

 

KF:  He also managed to get a ladder.

 

[Renegade tosses the ladder into the ring, and then uses an Arabian Facebuster to stun Kraven some more.  Renegade sets up the ladder, and then climbs to the top to go for a leg drop.  But Kraven climbs up the other side of the ladder and stops him.  The two exchange punches on the each side of the ladder, before Kraven signals for the choke slam off the ladder.  Renegade headbuts the giant, and then drills him with a Superplex that drives both men down through the announcers table.]

 

DJ:  Oh MY GOD!!  The force of those two just about destroyed everything at ringside.  I thought that it was over right there.

 

KF:  But the Renegade, showing that he's learned some things from his battles with the sick hardcore bastatards of the Big Sky, managed to get up first.

 

[Renegade sets up the ladder, and starts to climb.  Kraven is a little late, but staggers back to his feet and gets in the ring.  Renegade grabs the belt, just has Kraven spears the ladder out from under him.  Renegade hangs in mid air, hanging onto the belt, till he unfastens the belt, and comes crashing to the mat, where he lays stunned, as the referee raises his hand.]

 

DJ:   Renegade survived this one, and proved to be the toughest man in the EWA tonight by capturing the Warfare Title.

 

KF:  The Big Sky continues to dominate title matches.  And the Renegade proves a force to be reckoned with.

 

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WARFARE CHAMPION..THE RENEGADE!!!

 


DJ:  Well, we have recapped the early parts of our show.  But we are going live for our final two matches of the night.

 

KF:  A violent and hard hitting night of action comes to a head with a very special submission match.  

 

[Drago walks out to the ring with no music and little fan fair.  The crowd gives him a standing ovation, welcoming him back to the wrestling world.  He is wearing a plain black pair of pants, a T-Shirt that reads "The Establishment" and has shoot fighting gloves on.  He stands on the apron, looks to the crowd, and then steps into the ring looking towards the curtains.]

 

DJ:  Drago appear to be ready for anything.  The man appears to be trimmer and slimmer since last time the wrestling world saw him.

 

KF:  That's right.  This man, from what I understand has spent the last year in constant training.  He is focused and ready for this special submission match up, against an old enemy.

 

[ *Grinding guitars begin to play as the lights in the arena go out. A fog begins to billow over the stage as white strobe lights flicker maniacally to the beat of the pounding bass drunk. Everything goes quiet for a split second, when the combined vocals of #8, Corey Taylor of Slipknot, and Max Cavalera of Soulfly bellow deeply, "JUMP DA FUCK UP!" The lights explode back on as well as black pyros along the ramp way, revealing Lupin perched on the top turnbuckle with both arms stuck out in mock crucifixion. He snaps his head back, spewing a gray mist into the air before hopping down and eyeing Drago.*]

 

DJ:  This appears to be a new Lupin here tonight.

 

KF:  Yeah, as you can see, Lupin is wearing a gray pair of kickboxing shorts with black trim.  He is also wearing a black pair of shin traps.  It appears that his training in CHAOS is going to heavily influence him in the ring tonight.

 

[Lupin and Drago stand nose to nose and eye each other.  The ref rings the bell, and the two begin to circle around each other.  Lupin starts off first, and starts to low kick at the legs of Drago.  He manages to back Drago up a little, and then takes a swing for the head.  Its a ploy.  He pulls the punches and shoots for the legs.  Drago falls backwards and ends up in the corner.  The ref calls for the break, and Lupin and Drago both break cleanly, getting a cheer from the crowd.]

 

DJ:  Its obvious that these two men have a heck of a lot of respect for each other.  

 

KF:  Looks like they are working this match up shoot style, so lets sit back and enjoy this one.

 

[They circle again, this time Lupin again goes after the legs with kicking strikes.  Drago starts to back up, but the starts throwing some low kicks of his own.  Lupin starts to kick again, and Drago block it, but Lupin had baited him again and smashes him in the side of the head with a big overhand right.  Drago back up to the ropes, and rubs the side of his head.  He seems a bit more fired up, and as Lupin goes for the kicks again, this time Drago catches one of them and nails him with an exploder suplex.  Lupin is down, and Drago moves in, and starts to throw cross faces at the Mystery's face.  Lupin seems angry as he grabs the bottom rope.  Drago releases the hold, and stands back up and kicks at Lupin as he stands.  Lupin catches the foot, and shoots in for a single leg take down.  Drago goes down, and Lupin tries to get up to go for an arm bar, but Drago manages to slip out again, and spins up to his feet.  Both men face off, and the crowd gives them a hand.]

 

DJ:  Looks like these two are evenly matched here.

 

KF:  Well, if you are a fan of submission wrestling, this is the place to be tonight.

 

DJ:  The crowd is really appreciative of the style these two are fighting tonight.

 

[Lupin attempts a double-leg takedown with his hand between Drago's legs, but Drago sprawls for the counter. Lupin however keeps fighting for control, until they're back in the corner stuck. Lupin pops his head free and ties up close, allowing Drago to get in a couple of effective punches that stun the Mystery. When he goes for a body blow, Lupin clamps Drago's hand against his side with his elbow and hold his tricep while under hooking the other arm. Lupin will set his hips in slowly, and then pull Drago out of the corner with a hip throw before floating over in an attempt to get into the mount.  Drago goes to his guard, and Lupin starts to rain down punches, which Drago manages to block most of.  He covers up, and seems to be waiting for Lupin to tire down. Lupin still tries to soften him up with some body blows.  Lupin moves in and goes for a arm bar, but Drago was waiting for the move.  He rolls through, and Lupin appears shocked as he starts to throw punches with reckless abandon.  A small cut opens up on Lupin's brow, as he attempts to lock him up.  Drago continues to throw the punches, causing Lupin to scramble for a defense.]

 

DJ:  Looks like Drago has gained control of this one.

 

KF:   This has been quite a fight indeed.  I am amazed at the grappling skills of these two men.

 

[Drago continues to throw punches, but Lupin will reach up and hold him down against him so Drago can't haul off and begin to punch away. When Drago begins with the body blows, Lupin over hooks the arm and makes the attempt at a crucifix armbar. Drago manages to block it slightly and Lupin can't get it locked properly.  Lupin quickly moves into Drago's half guard.]

 

DJ:  Back and forth counter wrestling.  I am loving it.

 

KF:  Who wouldn't love action like this.  This is like a chess match.

 

[While in the half-guard and working his way for a wristlock, Lupin suddenly plants the leg that Drago has locked up and drives forward. He and Drago push across the mat a bit, giving him momentum for a huge knee right into Drago's kidneys that loosen the hold. Lupin quickly slides into a sidemount, putting a combination of knees and elbows to the sides of Drago's head before attempting a modified side sleeper.  He starts to choke, but Drago manages to free himself just enough to get to his base.  He rolls through with a modified Gramby hold, and manages to spin down and face Lupin.  Lupin starts to sprawl, but Drago manages to cinch him up in a double chicken wing.  He starts to run around the head, and twists the Mystery over, which causes him to scream in pan.]

 

DJ:  This might be it for Lupin.

 

KF:  Drago managed to get control of this one.  Lupin is trying to hold on and not give this one up.

 

[Drago manages to hold on, but Lupin starts to kick his legs, and strikes Drago in the head, causing him to break the hold.  Drago lets go, and gets back to his feet, waiting for Lupin to do the same.  Drago waits, and Lupin shoots for the legs, but Drago grabs him under the chin and begins to pull up in a choking movement.  Lupin gasps for air and flails his arms.  He starts to go down to the mat.  The referee is there asking if the match is over.  Lupin shakes his head, but appears ready to fade at any moment.  Drago pulls up harder, and the ref checks his arms.  It drops once.  It drops twice, but before the third arm of Lupin can fall, the Mystery has his foot in the ropes.  The ref asks for the break, but Drago drags him out of the ropes and hits him with a double under hook suplex.  Lupin is down, and Drago moves in again, this time wrapping up the arm and head with his legs in a triangle hold.  Lupin is in pain again.]

 

DJ:  Drago has Lupin on the ropes.

 

KF:  He's wrestling a very smart match up.

 

[Drago can't seem to get Lupin to tap and starts to become frustrated.  He works his way up, and starts to go for punches, but Lupin catches an arm and rolls through, catching spinning on the ground and catching Drago in the half guard. Lupin makes a attempt at a choke from the side mount that he has climbed into.  He attempts to get a near armbar, that causes Drago to pull away with most of his strength to keep from the match ending this way. He manages to get away, and Lupin releases it and leg over onto Drago, who conveniently rolls to his belly from the momentum of his arm. In the back mount, he begins to bring down a rain of hard punches, elbows, forearms to the back of Drago's head along with cross faces across the bridge of his nose, drawing blood. When the opening comes to it, Lupin slips an arm around Drago's throat and holds him in a sleeperhold. Drago tries to roll over and put Lupin to his back, but Lupin counters with a body scissors and holds him tight. Drago tries to move towards the ropes, and just before he gets there, Lupin rolls them both back to the center of the ring.  Drago begins to fade, but steadfastly refuses to tap, Lupin seems to becoming more and more frustrated.  He slams his fist on the mat and rolls out of the ring, and reaches under the ring.. He pulls a bed of nails and a bucket filled with rags and a bottle of Hell Juice and places them into the ring before setting up two tables stacked one on top of the other. He then sets the bed of nails in the corner, as Drago clears the cob webs and gets back towards his feet.]

 

DJ:  Looks like Lupin has become frustrated with the Submission Wrestling.

 

KF:  Drago has proved tougher than the Mystery Realized.

 

[Lupin turns around, and Drago locks him up for a head/arm suplex. Lupin gets dropped right on the head, and Drago yanks him up again and fires him into the ropes. Drago charges in, and clotheslines Lupin, sending both men over the top rope.  Drago gets to his feet first, and loosens a section of guardrail.  He leans it up against the ring, and then pulls Lupin up, nailing him with a vicious Homicide Back Drop on the guardrail, causing it to bend.]

 

DJ:  Homicide back drop.  He nailed Lupin with his own move.

 

KF:  Drago has him down, and now goes for a dragon sleeper, using the guardrail for leverage.

 

[Drago clamps on the hold, and appears to choke Lupin out.  But the referee tells him to let go.  Drago rolls into the ring and raises his arms, but the referee pulls it down, and tells him that he needs to keep it in the ring.  Drago argues with the referee for a minute, giving Lupin enough time to recover outside the ring.  He picks up a chair, and tosses it in the ring, cracking Drago in the head.  The crowd goes wild, as the referee appears on the verge of losing control of this one.  Lupin slide in and drill Drago with a very stiff back brain kick.  Drago slumps to one knee, and Lupin grabs him in a waist lock and does a rolling German suplex into a Blue Thunder Bomb.  He glares at the Bed of Nails.  He place Drago in the Tree of Woe and boot choke him against the bed of nails, then jogs back to the other side before sprinting in, but Drago gets his foot loose and falls on his belly in front of the bed of nails. However, the bed shakes and falls on him, and Lupin stops and delivers a huge Destiny Hammer (enzuiknee) on top of the bed of nails, pushing it into Drago's head/upper body.  Drago screams out in pain.]

 

DJ:  This match up isn't resembling a submission match up anymore.

 

KF:  Well, I would have quit by now.

 

DJ:  Most everyone would.

 

[Lupin looks around the ring for something, but Drago manages to get back to his feet.  He comes in with a nail in hand, and as Lupin turns around, he sticks it directly into his forehead.   He starts to carve a giant gash into his head, then takes Lupin down into a Crippler Crossface, holding the nail into his head.  Lupin seems to be in a great deal of pain, but works his way towards the ropes.  Before he can get there, Drago gets up and drops an elbow across the back of his head.  He picks up Lupin, and sets him on his knees.  He sets up the Bed Of Nails in the corner, and then tosses two handfuls of Nails back into the bed.  He runs across the ring, and drills Lupin in the nose with a knee, then yanks him up and plants him into the elevated Bed OF Nails with a Running Powerbomb.  Lupin has a few nails sticking in his back, as he rolls to the floor.  Drago is picking nails out of his legs.]

 

DJ:  That was sick.  Did you see that nail cut his flesh?

 

KF:  I can't look at Lupin's back.

 

[Drago slides out of the ring, but Lupin reaches into the bucket of rags, and pulls out the bottle of Hell Juice and a nail gun. He squirts the Hell Juice into the bucket of rags, then gets a mini-torch from someone in the crowd and light the rags inside the pail. When Drago advances, Lupin quickly takes one of the rags and flings one at him. As soon as Drago swats it away, he throws another, then a third. Lupin fakes a throw, and when Drago covers up in preparation, Lupin takes the bucket with flaming rags still in it and puts it over Drago's head before firing the nail gun into it.  The crowd groans in awe of the carnage.]

 

DJ:  Dear god, someone's going to get severely hurt.

 

KF:  I think somebody already has.

 

[Drago manages to toss off the bucket, and a ring attendant douses him with water.  Lupin moves in, but Drago grabs the bottle of Hell Juice, and the torch, and squirts, causing a fireball that sends Lupin to the ground.  Drago manages to toss him in the ring, and whips him into the ropes, where he plants Lupin down with tilt-a-whirl Dreamer Driver.  Drago rolls back in exhaustion, but finally manages to pull himself up by the ropes.  He starts to climb the ropes, but Lupin gets back to his feet, and pushes him off, which causes him to land on the table.  Lupin bounces off the back ropes, and does a springboard shooting star press that causes the tables to break.  Drago crashes through, and we see Drago hit the back of his head directly on the concrete.]

 

DJ:  Dear lord that was a nasty fall.

 

KF:  What the hell happened to the submission wrestling.

 

[Lupin just barely manages to roll Drago back into the ring.  Both men lay in pain, but Lupin manages to cinch in a rear naked choke around his neck.  Drago, unconscious from the fall to the floor, does not answer the official.  The referee calls for the bell.]

 

WINNER OF THE MATCH....LUPIN!!!

 

DJ:  What a hell of a match up.

 

KF:  I can't believe how sick that one got.  They showed us everything.  Submission wrestling, brawling, and a good old fashioned death match blood bath.

 

DJ:  I think the office had a shoot fight submission match in mind, but the fans got a lot more than they bargained for.  I for one love the effort that these two guys gave us.

 

[Lupin lays in the ring, and then goes over and wakes Drago up.  He helps him to his feet, and Drago still appears groggy from the fall to the floor.  Lupin extends his hand, and Drago accepts.  Lupin raises Drago's hand, and the crowd gives both men a standing ovation.  Lupin drops back, and bows to Drago, before exiting the ring.  Drago holds the back of his head, and acknowledges the cheers from the crowd showing that he is back and better than ever.]

 

DJ:  Tremendous display of sportsmanship.  This match could have went either way.

 

KF:  Drago had Lupin out early in the match, but it was outside the ring.  I for one would pay to see these two go at it again.

 

DJ:  I think every fan that is in attendance or watching at home would love to see the same thing.  Great jobs guys, the EWA is proud of you.

 


 

Dave Jackson: This is the main event, three monsters inside the ring for one huge match.

("Fanfare for the Common Man" plays as Big Andy Studd makes his way out from the back. He is carrying no weapons. He makes no acknowledgment of  the crowd as he steps up onto the ring apron, and over the top rope.)

"Back in Business Again" by the Four Horsemen plays, Jackson Rust walks out to the ring to the slight cheers of the fans.  His first singles match since he lost his Big Sky Championship to the Convict he struts out with his "Drummond Brother's" t-shirt and his shredded red flannel as he comes into the ring and eyes the Big Man.

Curtis Green:  Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way towards the ring at this time, he is the former EWA World Heavyweight Champion and is the self-proclaimed "Prince of Pain" ... He is JOHN CHAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRS!!!!

** As he gets closer, the camera notices his fists are both wrapped in barb-wire.  Before he climbs in the ring, he motions for a microphone, and ring staff hands him one, and he begins talking. **

 JOHN CHAMBERS:  Listen here ya mother-fxckers ... I'm fxckin' sick and tired of listenin' to people talk their shxt and talking like they can handle John Chambers ... You ALL fall short of my greatness, and since you ass-holes got such short-term memories, it's time for a jolt of John Chambers.  So "Big" Andy and Jackson ... My apologies to your mothers for the horror I'm about to do to your bodies ... And to everyone else ... Take note, and may this be an example of what happens when John Chambers gets angry ... You guys wanna fxckin' dance??  Let's dance. 

** Chambers slides in the ring and pounces.**

Dave Jackson:  I ain't joking when I say how pissed off Chambers looks ... He's gonna pounce on them the whole match as if one of 'em slapped Chambers momma ... He's ticked.  Throughout the match, have the announcers build up Chambers anger and aggression by saying how "p'oed he looks".

 Kevin Fisher: These three men are going to beat the living hell out of each other!

Dave Jackson: Three men who know how to fight are going to fight tonigh!

(Upon the bell, John Chambers pounces on Jackson Rust with a Lou-Thesz press, sending knuckles into Jackson's forehead along with the barb-wire that's wrapped around his fist. After several stinging blows, Jackson Rust's forehead is already juicing from the barb-wire shredding him up a little. 

Andy Studd goes to pull Chambers off, and when he does, Chambers spins around on one knee and socks a low-blow on Andy, the barb-wire piercing the tights of Andy Studd, leaving the crowd to go "Ooooh!". As Andy leans over forward, Chambers stands up, and lifts his knee up, knocking Studd square in the face with his knee. When Studd goes down, Chambers jumps on him and starts mercilessly punching him, ripping him open as well with the barb-wire.

As Jackson starts getting up, Chambers unwraps a strand of barb-wire from around his wrist and wraps it around Jackson's neck, winching it tight. As Jackson is struggling for air, Chambers picks him up from behind and drops him with an atomic drop. Jackson stumbles, and Chambers shoves him over the top rope towards the arena floor, but because the barb-wire is wrapped around his neck, Jackson is caught in a "Hangman's Neuse" type deal, being choked with the barb-wire while Chambers is holding all his weight down to make sure Jackson can't touch the arena floor.)

Dave Jackson: Chambers is out to kill him!

Kevin Fisher: And he just went on parole as well!  Darn it I'll bet this is in violation of it!

(Studd whacked Chambers with his fist making him drop Jackson.  Chambers turns to Studd and gets leveled with a right.  Chambers stumbles off the ropes and into a huge powerslam from Studd.  Studd brings Chambers up by his hair and drags him to the corner and advances plowing him over the top rope with a boot.  Chambers falls to the mat as Studd stands a top the top rope.  He jumps down with a double axehandle but Chambers counters with a punch to the stomach.  Studd doubles over and Chambers drops him with a DDT.  He rolls Studd over and pounds him in the face with a furious right hook after hook.  Chambers stands up only to be dragged down by a bulldog from Jackson from behind.  Chambers pops up in his usual no sell way only to get a fist full of Jackson's right.  Chambers no sells the punch like a champion and pushes Jackson into the railing and runs at him, Jackson sidesteps him and drives Chambers into the railing.  Jackson tired of Chamber's crap hooks his head under his arm face up.  He pulls him up like a reverse suplex but then drives him down over the railing.  Jackson flips him over face down and steps over the railing.  He stands on a chair  and hooks Chamber's legs up in a sharpshooter and then bridges back so that both he and Chambers teeter over the railing.  Jackson yells in Chamber's ear, "No sell this Mother (Tr)ucker!".)

Dave Jackson: Can Jackson make him tap out there?

Kevin Fisher: This isn't about Chamber's tapping, this is personal for both of them.

(Studd comes over and drags Jackson and Chambers off to the floor, he pushes Jackson away and grabs Chambers.  He presses him over his head into the ring.  Studd raises his leg over the top rope and enters, he scoops up Chambers and drives him into the mat with a t-bone suplex.  He drags Chambers to the top rope and places him atop.  He throws the big man down with a reverse top rope dragon suplex.  Studd makes a quick cover.  1............2............No!  Chambers raises a shoulder to the dismay of Studd.  Studd begins to pull Chambers up, but drops outside the ring.  Studd sets up a table on the outside of the ring. He gets inside the ring once again, setting Chambers up on his shoulders. He walks to the outside ring apron and drives Chambers through the table with a Windy City Driver off the ring apron. Studd picks up Chambers, Gorilla Presses him back into the ring.

Someone taps Studd on the shoulder, Studd turns into a chair placed there by Jackson Rust.  Studd stumbles against the apron, Jackson pulls Studd's chin to his head and drops down for a chinbreaker.  Studd falls to the floor holding his chin.  Jackson places the chair under Studd's chin and comes running in with a sliding baseball kick into the bottom of the chair driving it into Studd's chin.)

Dave Jackson: What is Chamber's doing?

(Jackson comes off and stands, Chambers comes flying through the ropes spearing Jackson and pushing him into the railing.  Chambers stands up and pulls Jackson to him and suplexes Rust into the stairs.  Studd stands up only to get a chair to his left knee.  He wavers.  Chambers comes in with another chair shot banging the metal against Studd's leg.  Studd falls to one knee and Chambers lays a murderous blow against Studd's head.  Studd slumps onto his face.  Chambers jumps up on the apron and falls foreword with a driving elbow to the back of Studd.  Chambers pulls Studd up over the railing facing the floor.  He hops over the railing and grabs Studd's head and pulls up, he pulls Studd up and suplexes him into the front three ropes.)

Dave Jackson: He suplexed the Giant!  Where did he find the strength?

(Chambers bounces up holding his back, he winces in pain.  He rams his knee into the crotch of Studd.  He stands up only to find Jackson seated in the seat beside him.  He sneers and whips a right elbow but Jackson drops and pulls Chambers down with a drop toe hold.  As Chambers gets his footing in all the downed chairs he turns still leaned over, Jackson runs at him and flips over grabbing his neck in a running blockbuster.  Jackson and Chambers crash into a pile of chairs.)

Dave: Jackson and Chambers are set to destroy each other!

Kevin: Jackson still needs to remember just who he's messing with!

(Studd pulls both men up together and cracks their heads together.  He pulls Jackson up and drives him down with a Samoan Neckbreaker.  He places a chair over the back of Jackson's head and kicks it bending it to  the shape of Jackson's head.  He turns his attention to Chambers again.  He pulls up the former Champion and begins beating a note into Chamber's already bloody forehead.  Chambers swings a misses, Studd rams in with a clothesline.  Studd stands tall among the mess in the front row.)

Dave: Studd is cleaning house!

(Studd throws Chambers over the railing and steps over himself.  Chambers plays opossum against the apron waiting on Studd to advance.  When Studd gets in range Chambers pounces on him and begins punching him in the face while wrapping his legs around Studd's waist.  Studd falters back trying to defend against the punches, he finally grabs Chambers by his waist and drives him down in a driving powerbomb.  He pulls Chambers up into a powerbomb and looks to drive him into the floor, then he turns and drives Chambers over the railing.  Chamber's body lets out a rush of air as his back is bent over the steel.)

Dave: Studd has broken him in half!

Kevin: He could have broken Chamber's back!

(He takes Chambers off and hangs him over his shoulder like a piece of meat.  He throws Chambers into the ring.  He presses him over his head, then turns as he drops Chambers into a powerslam.  Chambers lays prone in the middle of the ring.  Studd goes to ringside, retrieving his cement filled baseball bat. In the ring, Studd whips Chambers into the rope with one arm, and as Chambers comes back Studd winds up and hits Chambers across the chest.  Chambers grabs his chest and rolls to the side of the ring.  Studd brings the bat down once again.  Chambers spits blood out of his mouth.)

Dave Jackson: Studd has lost his mind!

Kevin Fisher: Studd is losing touch with reality!

Dave Jackson: What is he setting up for?

(Studd places Chambers face up over the side of the ring so that his head hangs out.  He walks up to the top rope and raises his bat.)

Dave Jackson: No!  Not from there!  This needs to stop!

Kevin Fisher: Studd is going to end Chambers once and for all!

Dave Jackson: Stop it!  Damn it stop him!

(Studd readies himself for his plunge, but from nowhere Jackson jumps up on the apron and jumps and spears Studd off the top rope.  Studd, Jackson and the bat go falling off the top rope to the outside very awkwardly.  Chambers falls out himself.  All three men lay motionless on the outside.  Chambers drops under the apron.  Studd starts to move, Jackson rolls to the railing and tries to shake the cobwebs out.  From under the ring something starts to stir, a large buzzing sound, like a motor running.  Some of the front row stand on their feet to see what is going on when Chambers exits and holds his weed eater high above his head and revs it up.  Chambers shakes it and then brings it down over the back of Studd.  Studd's back opens in slices and begins to grow crimson.  Chambers quickly turns his attention to Jackson and smacks him with the butt of the weapon.  Jackson falls onto the ground, Chambers walks up and surgically lowers the plastic spinning cutter to Jackson's already bloody head.  Blood spatters all over the front row as Jackson breaks open all over.  Jackson raises his hand over his eyes as Chambers batters his flesh even more.  Chambers raises the weapon that is covered with Jackson's and Studd's blood.  He starts to come down for another go round when he stops abruptly.  Jackson's arm rushes up and slams in between Chamber's legs.  Chambers brings down the weapon's butt against Jackson's head, Jackson tags him again.  This time it stops Chamber's onslaught momentarily.  Chambers bends over, Jackson grabs him and stands up flipping him over his back.  Jackson grabs the weapon and begins slamming it against the ring post.  The weed eater bends at the shaft and one more good slam breaks it in two.  Jackson holds onto the top part and begins to rummage under the ring, he pulls out three tables and sets them up.  He sets the third table over the top two straddling them.  Then he takes Chambers and slams what's left of the weed eater into his head.  He pulls him up and places him on the top table then he breaks open the gas container of the weed eater and pours it over the bottom two tables and flicks his bic and drops it down onto them setting them ablaze around the stunned Chambers.  Jackson jumps into the ring and climbs high up onto the ropes.  He judges the distance and jumps off with a Tennessee Jam leg drop over the top of Chambers.  Both men crash into the flaming tables underneath them as EWA crew members run from the back and extinguish the flames.)

Kevin Fisher: There isn't going to be any of them left to be eliminated!

(Studd comes in from behind the crew and pushes them out of the way and sifts through the white cloud.  He pulls out someone, Chambers, and presses him high above his head.  He throws him into the ring.  He slides in and scoops Chambers up and slams him down to the mat.  He raises him up again, Jackhammer Suplex!  Chambers is still.  Studd pulls him to him and places his head down between his legs.  He hooks the arms and pulls him up for a double under hook suplex.  He slams Chambers to the mat again.  Studd steps over him and begins to slap him in the face.  He points into his face and screams at him.  Studd stands up and sees Jackson getting to the apron he rushes over and pushes him off.  He turns around.  He turns right into Chambers, Bitchmaker!  Chambers falls down and covers.  1................2..............No!  Studd raises a shoulder.  Chambers is still to weak to mount a comeback, he rolls to the ropes and begins to get up.  Studd tries to clear his head and raises to a knee.)

Dave Jackson: Both men have used their bodies to the limit!

(Chambers stands up and walks towards Studd.  Studd grabs him and whips him into the ropes only to get blindsided by a running chair shot from Jackson.  Jackson rams the chair into the gut of Studd, he places a chair down on the mat under the head of Studd, he takes the other and comes off the ropes and places it over Studd's head as he comes down with a famasser.  He drives Studd's head into the chairs.  Jackson rolls him over and hooks the leg.  1.............2.............No!  Studd again powers out.  He grabs Jackson and presses him over his head and throws him out of the ring and into the announcer's table.  He turns his attention to Chambers once again.  He walks over to him and raises him up to the top turnbuckle.  He walks up to the second rope and grabs Chambers' neck ready to bring him down with a suplex.  Studd pulls up but Chambers blocks it.  Again Studd tries to use his power again Chambers blocks it.  Chambers grabs up Studd and jumps.  Bitchmaker from the second rope!  Chambers goes for the cover.  1… 2… 3!)

Curtis Green: Andy Studd has been eliminated by John Chambers!

Dave Jackson: Chambers has eliminated Studd, and Jackson is still laying in front of us!

(Chambers pushes himself off of Studd and under the bottom rope looking for Jackson.  He finds him where Studd left him.  He pulls Jackson up and drives him down into the debris with a piledriver.  Chambers stands to his feet with a bloody beaten Jackson under him.  He pulls Jackson up to him and spits in his face.  He takes Jackson and throws him into the railing.  He pulls Jackson up and throws him into the ringpost.  He pulls Jackson up again and throws him into the stairs.  He pulls Jackson up and throws him into the railing again.)

Dave Jackson: Chambers is beating him pillar to post!

(Chambers pulls Jackson up by his hair and throws him into the front row.  He backs up to the apron and sprints and jumps over the railing with a shoulder block into Jackson.  Both men slam into a row of chairs.  Chambers sets up a chair and pulls Jackson into the seat of it with a pulling piledriver.  Jackson falls to the floor a bloody mess.  Chambers pulls him up in a suplex and holds him straight in the air, he walks to the railing and drops Jackson over.  Chambers jumps over the railing and throws Jackson into the ring.  He pulls Jackson up in the middle of the ring.  He grabs him up for the Bitchmaker, but in a blink of an eye Jackson slips behind him and grabs him in a sleeper.  Chambers is still too strong, but Jackson hooks his legs over Chambers and drives him to the mat face first.  Jackson keeps the sleeper on, then he flips his legs over and bridges his back keeping the sleeper locked on in the Texas Sleeper.  Chambers oxygen is immediately cut off in what could be considered a choke hold.  He reaches for anything, but his motion quickly dissipates.)

Dave Jackson: Who the hell is that?  There on the screen who is that?  Wait is that who I think it is?  Geeez yes!  It's the Hellraiser Wayne Harrison and some guy, what is he doing here?

Kid Ego:  Damn Wayne, it would suck if you interfered in this match wouldn't it?  You wouldn't want to be fired from the EWA would you?

Harrison:  Like I care...

Kid Ego:  Hey, weren't you already fired from the EWA?

Harrison:  Seems like I remember something like that...

Kid Ego:  Then it wouldn't matter if you interfere right now would it?

Harrison:  Well it wouldn't matter anyway.

Kid Ego:  That's right Big Sky defectors, it's time for everyone to learn just what they have in store for them in the Big Sky Bitches!  Oh no, here we come...... are we going to get fired?

(Jackson drops his hold on Chambers and readies himself for an attack.  He jumps up and stands at attention against the ropes facing the entranceway but nothing happens.  He turns to look behind him and finds Chambers.  Chambers hits the Bitchmaker!  Chambers jumps on him for the cover.  1..............2................No!  It's broken up by Harrison and Ego coming from through the crowd. Harrison grabs up Chambers and whips him into an Ego spin kick to the face.  Harrison grabs Chambers up, Last Call!  Ego pulls a bag into the ring.  He empties the contents into the middle of the ring, it's broken glass.  He places Chambers down on the canvass and throws more glass onto his chest.  Ego climbs up the ropes and jumps off spinning, 430 leg drop!  Ego bounces off and begins to pick glass out of the back of his legs as Harrison pulls Chambers up and drops him on his head into the glass.  He grabs Jackson and pulls up his arms and drops him into the glass with a pedigree.)

Kid Ego:  Should have stayed in the Big Sky, Bitch maker!  Should have stayed where at least you would have had some pride in this assbeating.

(EWA security comes out and tries to control the situation, but Ego and Hellraiser fend them off.  Jackson and Chambers start to stir.  They grab each other and begin to slam their fists into the other's face.  Jackson and Chambers stand up still hitting each other.  Chambers swings and misses, Jackson pulls him up and drops him into the glass with a DVD.)

Dave Jackson: That's it!  The Snakebite DVD!  Jackson's should go for the cover, but he's not?  What's he doing?

(Jackson pulls Chamber's outside and places a table over the corner of the railing and places the Convict onto it.  He slowly slips into the ring, he slowly climbs up and steadies himself.  He looks at the table, he jumps off and over the railing.)

Dave Jackson: Who the hell is that?  Someone in the crowd has just speared Jackson in mid-air!  God Damn there wasn't supposed to be any interference!  God damn these people!

Kevin Fisher: Get a camera over there, who the f()ck is that?

Dave Jackson: God damn it's Talon!  Member of the Benefaction from the Big Sky, he's returned to screw this match up!  He's got no business in an EWA arena!

(Talon pushes Jackson into the ring.  He pulls Chambers into the ring and stands him up, he springs off the ropes and clotheslines Chambers with the Hawkeye Clothesline!  Talon pulls Jackson up and DDT's him into the mat.  He places him over Chambers.  Talon pulls the referee over to the couple.  The referee refuses to count.  Talon grabs his arm and slams it into the mat.  1.............2...............3!)

Curtis Green: John Chambers has been eliminated by the Winner of the Match Jackson......!

(Talon grabs the mic from Curtis and slams him down to the mat.)

Talon: There you go Johnny, I just returned the favor.  So you slip of into obscurity knowing that Talon got the best of you and even worse that he used Jackson to do it!  Don't mess with the Big Sky's biggest mark, Benedict Arnold!  Did you think that you were going to get away with it?  Did you really think that we weren't ever going to touch you?  Screw you, are you still pursuing your dreams?  Well I just crushed them all, I made you lose you last EWA match and to top it all off I made you lose to your most hated rival Jackson Rust in the process.....your a joke!  You think that you accomplished everything in the Big Sky?  Well you never beat me, you never beat the Hellraiser, and the only reason you ever beat this old man in the ring was because of me, so when you are sitting in your new cell think back to right now, remember that in your last match freaking Talon got the best of you!

(Talon slams the mic down onto Chambers and Ego, Harrison walk out of the arena with cups and debris flying at them.)

Dave Jackson: God damn, get the police!  Get them the hell out of our arena!  I better not see on God Damn Big Sky person even sniff the show tomorrow night!  No more of this crap!  I thought this wasn't supposed to happen!  Screw them!

(Camera fades to black)