I know ya'll are just dying to find out who the real Kelly is.  Yeah, right.

Name- Kelly

Location-Florida, the north part.

Motto- Mean people suck better than thou.

Favorite Holiday- Halloween, but not because I am evil or goth- I'm not either one, I just love candy.

Favorite TV shows- I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do I usually watch cartoons, comedy central,, the discovery channel, or VH1.  Also, when you live on the Florida Coast, you have to keep an eye on the weather channel, even though it's boring.

Kids- 3 birds, 3 cats, a dog, 3 fish tanks, a homeless mouse and 3 gerbils.  Oh, and myself.  I'm a big, irresponsible kid.

Job- Aquarium maintenance.   Extremely flexible hours, woo-hoo.

Goals- For everything to stay exactly the same as it is now, except for winning the lottery or something.

The One Thing I would change about myself- My writing skills, can't you tell?

God I love it when men come over and clean my house.  Nothing better than a man doing Whore Chores.  Whoops, random thought, sorry.

My best friend- My dad, always.

Siblings- none, thank god.

Date of Website- October 27th, but I didn't release it until October 31, 1999.

Religion- Agnostic.  

Car- '95 green Escort GT.  I love my hooptie.

Hobbies- Reading, reading other people's home pages, wildlife rehab. Can't think of anything else right now.

Height- 5'4"

Weight- I'm not sure, but I think it's around 115-120lbs.

Hair- Auburnish.

Eyes- Hazel  I think, hazel is blue-green, right?

Favorite day-39 cents soft taco Wednesday, and no, I'm not jumping on the Taco Bell bandwagon, I found all my links through a Taco Bell website.  Plus one of my friends is a manager at Taco Bell, so I'm all set.  I also love Pizza Hut, even though they do not participate in a 39 cents pizza Wednesday.

Favorite drink- Non-alcoholic: water.  Alcoholic: Chardonnay.

Thing I look forward to- My bi-yearly shopping trips with Mom.  This woman can shop.

Disclaimer:  I am a bit of a delinquent, but don't worry about it.  It's not your problem unless you happen to be on "Kelly's Shit List," which I doubt.