*N Sync Humour

Hi! Welcome to *N Sync...sorry, *ahem*...*N Stink humour. Now, as a WARNING, this place is not for the under 12's, lol. It's kinda graphic, so please don't hate me for it!

Funny pictures:

What the hell are this gay couple doing together?!

ALL HAIL THE CUTE COUPLE!!!

Bless, there's another pic of 'em. All together now, "AH!"

"Come here, JC, purlease...you don't have to worry about stubble rash, I shaved already!"

What the hell are they doing?!

Oh dear...Justin ain't gonna be happy about this one...

...But then again, he doesn't really seem too bothered, does he?

Lance seems to feel a little attention deprived during the whole gay relationships hooplah, and so decides to catch a few eyes with the "feminine" approach...yes dear, love the hair...

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Bye Bye Bye (the alternative version)

Sex, sex games!
Sex games! Sex games! Mm, mm.

Verse1
Justin’s gonna be gay tonight,
JC might start a fight,
But no, he thinks it’s right ‘cos he is gay too.
Chris might come in and join,
Do something with his groin,
And bring along a toy, have some threesome fun!

Joey Fat One just cannot believe his dream’s come true.
Lance I-can’t-sing Bass would really like to join in too.

Chorus
(Sex games!)
They wanna have some freaky fun,
These sex-starved boys really wanna get some.
Fans might hate them, but it’s really tough ‘cos the guys want love. (Sex games!)
The boys aren’t bothered who gets done,
The point is that they really just can’t get enough.
It might sound crazy, but these gay little boys want fun with their toys.
Mm, mm.

Verse2
You might not wanna comprehend,
What JC did with his friend,
It’d drive you round the bend, ‘cos it’s so gross indeed.
Poor fans they cry and wail,
‘Cos the guys they loved to hail,
Were in bed and without fail, were having such fun.
*N Sync’s come out of the closet? No, you won’t believe...
Coming out time has just been delayed ‘cos the boys won’t leave.

Chorus

They’re doing it and having fun, in a year or so these little boys still won’t be done. (Sex games!)
Before a concert, yes that’s right. And afterwards into the long and *cough* great night.

They don’t wanna play the rules in this game for two, Well I think you’ll find it’s five.

Sex, sex games!

Chorus to finish

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Vulgar I know, but hey...it's *N Sync. Now, under no circumstances am I suggesting that this is what *N Stink get up to. I am sure that they are all 'straight'.

Okay, check back for more soon!

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