OK.
Things on here, are not intended to be mean, more or less honest. Their just stuff I (Steph) think up of. Very few are about BSB, (there are some) since this is a BSB web page and I figure if I make fun of other groups I'll have less of a chance of getting maimed by you people. It's just stupid basically.
Let me tell you something else: I like 'N Sync. Ok I like them a lot. OK, yes, I would jump off a cliff for JC if he asked. And maybe Justin on one of his better days. I think Chris is hysterical. I think Joey's pretty funny, and I respect him for usually being so peppy, and I think Lance is a sweet boy. I really, really, like them. B-Hank, and Bubbles on the other hand...aren't as fond of them. B-Hank used to mutilate their pictures, but has recently risen to the spot of "I-couldn't-give-a-crap-if-they-live-or-die" She doesn't care either way. Bubbles might be slightly more aware of their existence, but she isn't a fanatic let me tell you that. So I'm kind of alone with my love, but that's OK. MORE FOR ME!!! Hehe...Uh...Kidding.
This page *does* make fun of 'N Sync, but only because I love them so. So if you're an 'N Sync fan- I AM TOO! Just laugh a little, OK?
I make fun of other people on here too. I like some of them. Others I don't. You decide...
Justn Timberlake + Britney Spears= The most adorable offspring on the planet
Carson Daly is so bitter now. He’s sunken into his little hole of Kid Rock worshiping.... I think he’s a bit
attracted to him . You know, the guy does resemble his ex.
OK, who ever is designing *N Sync’s preformances should lay off the crack.
And I seriously thought those dudes who were hanging off the strings were the BSB.
I was like, “HOLY CRAP! THEY’VE KIDNAPPED THEM AND THEY’RE CHOKING THEM IN FRONT OF A
LIVE AUDIENCE!” I mean I knew Chris was bitter about never being in the group, but geez...
I think N Sync dresses nice. I really do. Sometimes Joey can be a bit...well yeah. Usually for award shows,
they’re pretty classy. The Backstreet Boys, I can’t say as much for. I just have a bit of a problem with AJ sharing
Britney Spears’ wardrobe.
JC is on that new Blaque Ivory track.
A track on ‘No String Attatched’- Digital Get Down. *silence*
Chris is damn funny people. There’s nothing else you can say about it. Argue about it all you want. He’s just
funny.
I hate Humor sites made by 12 year olds who think they’re funny. Their on going joke is:
Mandy Moore should NOT be allowed on TRL. Dave Holmes is already a fat man, this is just going to up the
chance of him having a heart attack.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new boyfriend. I know I was like, “Wow has two weeks been up already?”
On TRL: ‘N Sync ‘N need of ridalin. JC is such a spaz.
Bye Bye Bye: Ok, Max Martin, you’ve just ripped your own song off....
N: MAH BALL! MAH BALL!
Birth Announcement:
Brian Littrell and Leighanne Wallace are proud to announce the arival of their 2nd dog/ child/ spoiled creature
Litty Leigh. She weigh’s half a pound even, and will soon travel with her ‘fathers’ group on his new world tour. She
will stay in the best hotels. Run around the best restaurants. Pee on the finest carpets. And pretty much live life better
then you. I bet you don’t even get a top dollar therapist like Tyk does.
Backstreet Boys (Now all together girls- THEY AIN’T A BOYBAND)
* N Sync ( They’re funny, they can dance, they worship Britney Spears)
5ive (The ACTUAL fathers of the Spice Girl’s children)
No Authority (They’re SOOOOO scary. They give my little brother nightmares. I’m not joking people!)
Code Red (Shoot them all )
98 Degrees ( They’re boring. Their songs are boring. Most of their videos are boring. And their noses are HUGE)
Another Level (Who?)
Lyte Funky Ones (LFO) (They want respect for their deep lyrics)
3rd Storee (They’re already faded, and they weren’t even popular)
Hanson (Do the deceased count?)
Take Five (Lou Pearlmen’s gone to far- I don’t even think these guys are out of elementary school)
Britney Spears- (Too easy)
Innosense- (The laughing stock of the teen music world)
Jessica Simpson- (Seems like a nice girl. I wish she'd shut up about her virginity though.)
Mandy Moore- (A tabloid’s fantasy. 15 and wanted by 40 year old men everywhere)
Christina Augilera- (Is under the impression she’s something special. Who does she think she is? Britney?)
PYT- (They were actually trampled BSB fans. They threatened to sue, but someone just said “Look how about we
just get you four an icecream cone and a record contract?)
Nobody’s Angel- (Famous for doing absolutly nothing.)
OK, JC, baby your anorexia is quite obvious. Your head is too big for your body.
I don’t care how good of a singer you are Brian, your pyjamas are not going to become a fashion trend.
Mississippi = A lifelong excuse.
Reminders * Photo Shoot with Teen People. Ask management beforehand if I think of Britney as my ‘little sister’ or ‘best
friend’ again.
* Deny hatred towards Backstreet Boys and/or pretend they don’t exist.
*Ego Therapy, at 4:30
*Ditch pedicure. I like my toenails mangled.
Obscure Thoughts
Or
Justin Timberlake + Britney Spears= The Devil’s Spawn
It’s your choice.
Jc + Thug Appeal= Me dead from laughter
Yes. You read right. Digital....Get...Down.
AAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nick Carter is gay.
And they think, by restating this a thousand differant times and ways (ex: Nick Carter is soooo gay,
Nick Carter’s a HOMO and is REALLY GAY) and think they’re really funny. You’re not.
J: Give me the....Oh jesus, GROSS! Get your hand away from there!
N: What? I’m blocking you, stupid.
J: No....it’s all slimy.
N: Dude, that’s your hair jell. The lights are melting it. And I think a couple staples are falling out too.
J: Damn it. *screams* MOM!! GET THE GLUE GUN! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!
“James Lance Bass, you are on trial for the multiple murders of little children and innocent puppies, do have anything
to say in your defence?”
“Well, your honor, it’s cuz I’m from Mississippi-”
Repeat “I am not god’s gift to women” 400 times before Concert
