Author: Not me but sykomonkey87@aol.com THE BOYS AT THE BEACH

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE. I LOVE NSYNC AND A LITTLE LOVING HUMOR IS FINE . IT KEEPS THEM FROM GETTING BIG HEADS (ITS TOO LATE FOR JOEY THOUGH) SEE HUMOR BUT IT GETS WORSE. THE TRUTH IS LANCE IS STRAIGHT ( IM PRETTY SURE. SERIOUSLY) JOEY ISNT A DUMB FAT GUY, JUSTIN ISNT A WANNABE GANGSTER , JC ISNT A CRACKHEAD AND CHRIS ISNT A TROUBLE MAKER (MOST OF THE TIME) THANK YOU AND ENJOY!!

*THE BOYS(NSYNC) ARE ON BREAK FROM THEIR BUSY TOURING CAREER AND DECIDE TO GO TO THE BEACH*

JT(JUSTIN): FINALLY WE ARE HERE NOW GET THE HECK OUT MY CAR.ITS OK BETTY THEY WONT HURT YOU ANYMORE.

LANCE: CHILL JT DAG

*THE GUYS FIND A SPOT ON THE BEACH AND SPREAD THEIR TOWELS*

JT: MAN WHERE ARE THE FLY HONEYS

JOEY:WHERE IS THE FOOD

CHRIS: WHERES THE BATHROOM

LANCE: WHERE ARE THE GUYS IN SPEEDOS UHH, I MEAN, CHIKS WHERE ARE THE CHIKS

JT: RRIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT

JC: WHERE THE HELL IS AKEEM

JT: YO MAN LAY OFF THE CRACK ITS BAD FOR OUR IMAGE

JC: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS PUNK

JT: BRING IT ON BABY

CHRIS: CAT FIGHT MMMEEEOOOOWWWW

LANCE: CHILL BIG BOYS LETS GO FOR A DIP

CHRIS: NO WAY LAST TIME YOU JUMPED ME

LANCE: DID NOT (PAUSE) HOW ABOUT YOU JOEY , WE CAN CATCH FISH

JOEY: OOOO FISH LETS GO

*JOEY STRIPS DOWN TO HIS SUPERMAN TRUNKS. LANCE STRIPS DOWN TO HIS PINK BIKINI

CHRIS: WHAT THE HELL

JUSTIN: YO MAN WHATS WRONG WIT YOU

LANCE: WHAT? PINK ISNT MY COLOR?

JUSTIN: THIS IS ALMOST AS WEIRD AS THAT FINGER NAIL POLISH AND YOU SUDDEN OBSSESION WIT MARTHA STEWART

CHRIS: AND THOSE THONGS YOU WORE TO BED

JOEY: HEY I LIKE THOSE THONGS

CHRIS: (SCARED CONFUSED LOOK)

*LANCE AND JOEY RUN DOWN THE BEACH (BAYWATCH)*

CHRIS: MAN THATS WRONG

JT: TOTALLY

JT: YO MAN WHERE DID C GO

CHRIS: YOU MEAN MR. CRACKHEAD

JT: YEA HIM

CHRIS: DONT KNOW DONT CARE

*JT AND CHRIS WALK AROUND LOOKING FOR JC THEY FIND HIM BEHIND THE SHOWERS AS LANCE AND JOEY RETURN*

JC: YO IS SAND THE SAME AS DRUGS

LANCE: NO WHY

JT: WHAT DID YOU DO WIT DA SAND C

JC SMOKED IT, SNIFFED IT, AND INJECTED IT INTO MY ARM WHY?

JT: WHO TOLD YOU THEY WERE THE SAME

CHRIS: HE HE HE

JT: WHAT DID WE TELL YOU BOUT LYING TO C WHEN HES HIGH

JOEY: MAN HE’S DUMBER THAN ME AND THAT PRETTY DUMB

*SUDDENLY THERE WAS A SCREAM FRROM ACROSS THE BEACH. IT WAS BRITTANY SLUT, OOPS, I MEAN SPEARS*

BRIT: JUSTIN MY LOVE COME TO ME YOU CANT DENY YOUR HEART

JT: DAM HOW’D SHE KNOW WE’D BE HERE

CHRIS: HE HE HE

JT: CATCH YA LATER GUYS. SAVE ME!!!

*JUSTIN RUNS AWAY AS FAST AS HE CAN FROM BRITTANY SLUT I MEAN SPEARS OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.*

LANCE: YO MAN HE’S GONNA TAKE A WHILE LETS GO FOR ANOTHER SWIM

CHRIS: I WILL SWIM SOME WHERE

JC: THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR ME

*DOWN THE BEACH JUSTIN LAY NEXT TO A DEAD BRITTNEY. HE RETURNS TO THE SPOT HE AND THE GUYS MET ON THE BEACH. THE GUYS HAD JUST COME BACK FROM THEIR SWIM*

JOEY: JT WHERE YOU BEEN

JT: RUNNING, HIDING, KILLING BRITTANY

JC: FOR REAL?

JT: YEA MAN

CHRIS: ITS ABOUT TIME

JC: YYYEEEAAAAHHHH

JOEY: MAN SHE TASTED LIKE CHICKEN

LANCE: THANX MAN SHE WAS ALWAYS STEALING THE CUTE GUYS

CHRIS: COUGH COUGH FRUITLOOP COUGH COUGH

*THE GUYS GO AND JUMP INTO THE CAR*

JT: YALL CRAZY GET YALL WET ASSES OUT MY CAR

LANCE: DAM MAN CHILL WE’RE OUT

JOEY: HES REALLY LEAVIN US

LANCE : YO WHO WROTE FAG ON THE BACK OF JT’S CAR

JC: CHRIS!!!!!!!!!

CHRIS: HE HE HE

THE END

One more thing if anyone has any other fanfic that they would like for me to put on this page please email me but make sure you're the author and it has to be humor. I'm not a fan of the love stories, sad stories and the Nsync *maybe if it's funny too* but if you think you got a good one since I suck at them email me and I'll read it and put it on my site if it's funny enough and you will get the credit for it.

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