~ i was normal once... i didn't like it.

~i had my pet rock nuetered

~if fish had legs, fish could run

~i dial the number to my phone just to see if i'm there or not

~spam is like meat flavored jello

~that poodle on justin's head is funny... oh,
wait... oops... that's his hair

~hey, don't call me pineapple, damn it! i'm not a fruit!

~~braces hurt. almost as much as your eyes do after looking at the bsb... but not quite that much.

~if you say chris backwards, it's sirhc.

~sure i can talk like justin, i just don't want o sound retarded. (ya'll down wit dat, yo? lol)

~hey jdawg (talking to justin)! i said dawg, not dog! no, i swear i did! oh yeah? say that one more time and i'll take you and your bad self on!

~i'm not short! i'm just... uhhh... vertically challenged

~if you aren't nice to me, i'll put busta on your bed when he has to take a piss!

~giddy up's a funny song! it's about sex! hehehe

~y7uh6tg5rfvjhnumnb gbjmn... look! i can type with my head!

~know what? if you shoot a rubber band at the computer screen it bouces back and hits you in the head!

~here's my list of really funny words:
-asia
-cheese
-donuts
-kumquat
-lance
-jc
-cabbage
-joey
-fruitcake
-justin
-purple
see? i knew you'd think they were funny too

~heres some really stupid names you can call me:
-christina
-chrissypoo
-irish freak
-dumb ass bitch
-brace face
-pineapple
-angel (cuz you know i'm not (:< bwahahaha )

~sugar is my friend

~ouch! i fell out of my chair again!

~We already Said bye dude!

~Duck!!!!....Look it's a duck.

~Come on you wanna a piece a me.

I am standing and I can't sit down.

Nsync Who are they never heard of them.

Justin sleeps with a teddy bear.

How come Apple Jacks don't take like Apples or Jacks.

I am really from the planet Oopahandoonkidar.

Did you know that if you pinch yourself it will hurt.

If you run up a hill really really fast, you'll be out of breath when you get to the top.

I know how to use "IS" in a sentence, My name "IS" CHRISTOPHER KIRKPATRICK.

SSHHHHH Air is asking a question.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

*I want to give a shout out to Kit KAT for this section thanx dudette later NUTTY =)*

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