Don't make me grab my crotch again..I'm not Michael Jackson you know..

Isn't Garth Brooks on Leno tonight?

Poofu Poofu Where are you please come out and play.

We need some country so I can two step to this.

I don't get to sing so why should I dance.

Damn I missed that step! Damn I missed that one too..Oops I did it again! Damn that's the wrong song.

This outfit does nothing for my figure.

I know they don't expect me to dance after not giving me my full 8 hours. Who do the think I am Chris?

I can't believe I gave up going to space for this.

I would do that booty shaking but Joey's looking at my ass again.

These pants are too tight.

When is dinner, I'm hungry.

They need to hurry up I need a drink of "HARD LEMONADE".

I'm not doing the thrust I refuse to do the thrust I don't thrust.

I'm a singer I don't dance.

I'm just trying to get through this song.

They need to hurry up and sing these songs so we can Sing I drive myself Crazy and I can sit down.

Get on with the show I'm waiting on an important call from Mary KAY.

I Want To Go Home

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