All right I was chilling on the internet with one of my net buddies the strangest thing popped in my mind. I started imagining Nsync in there old age singing and dancing to Tearnin’ Up my Heart and I Want You Back.
There Ages:
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: 69 (you know and I know that I don’t mean the other 69 take it out of your head now :P)
CHRIS KIRKPATRICK: 79
JOSH CHASEZ: 74
JOEY FATONE: 73
LANCE BASS: 70
They decided to have a small performance for their fellow mates in their Nursing Home. This was after the weekly entertainment called and cancelled.
Vision the stage with all five of them all wrinkled and wearning some stripe matching PJ’s and Justin as you know had to have his own personal Baby Blue designer UNC PJ’s (after all these years he still haven’t given it up). One thing though with baby J he now suffers from sever back aches and with every dance movement you hear a crick and a crack it was especially loud when he tried doing that butterfly looking dancing during I Want You Back. They did change their name to. Lance now has a walker and unfortunately during the whole performance he was fighting with Chris who was suffering form temporary memory loss and insanity at the same time, the kept on thinking Lance’s walker was his and that if he kicks the leg three times and "say wanna funnel cake grandma" he would be back in Philly. As for Joey is in a wheel chair and the only time you hear him sing was when he was to say “Oh yeah I want you back girl” he was too busy trying to get the nurse to give him another Sponge bath (still trying to be a happy go lucky playa). As for JC he has been asleep for almost three years now. He was catching up for lost sleep when Nsync went on tour and in the studio. They just rolled his butt onto the stage he was dead to the world.
