It all started when this dude was leaving another audition that he had once again been rejected. This dude we shall refer to as crazy headS. While heading back to the bus station, he was knocked to the floor by a short, scrawny, curly-haired fourteen year old kid who we will call froteeN . FroteeN was running late and was lost trying to find the audition room in that huge building we call THE CON WORLD BUILDING. FroteeN decided to ask crazy headS for directions and being so bummed about not making it he decided he was gonna tell the fro that hte audtions were over and that he didn't make it. FroteeN being such an ass accepted the crazy headS answer and decided to leave. Thinking he had a new friend froteeN asked his mom (momma fro) who was waiting patiently under the steaming hot O Town sun in her car, to take Crazy headS home saving him only a buck.

Deciding he was going to put his Psychology degree to some use crazy headS (how Ironic) convinced froteeN they should starta band 2gether. FroteeN so excited about the idea and in the process getting his first boner jumped at the opportunity to take Crazy headS up on his offer. So he called his old time acting buddy we would like to call AstickupmyassC and present that offer to him. StickupmyassC still pissed about his last gig's cancellation agreed to join the group only if he was to be the one with the most solos. Upon agreeing stickupmyass relocated to O Town to join his now new band members. One night froteeN got a crazy idea he said "hey you guys let's go to disney world, wink wink". AstickupmyassC looked at his watch and realize hey it's after nine disney is closed or is it? Crazy headS yelled "Pleasure Island here we come".

Being that froteeN is so young, AstickupmyassC devised a plan along with some old friends from the park, helped snuck the young froteeN boy into a night club there. Testing out some moves on the dance floor they all got separated and FroteeN was stuck with AtickupmyassC. While looking for crazy headS they found him chit chatting up a storm with his old friend we'll call Big Red SpaghettY. "WHOA" AstickupmyassC shouted, "you know big red spaghettY?" he directed towards crazy. Big Red spaghettY on the other hand was just shocked to see AstickupmyassC and crazy dude knowing each other. "What are you two doing here together and how the f*ck you two know each other" BRS asked. After a few explanations about how they got 2gether BRS asked "Can I join too." Fro hopped in and said yeah sure as long as you just stand there and act stupid. AstickupmyassC knowing how BR SpaghettY is chuckled "well that shouldn't be a problem".

Several months passed and the quartet was looking for a fifth member. It seems the 5th member we'll call El Stupido decided he didn't want to be in the band and left them short by one. So FroteeN put his people person country skillz to the test and through a former teacher since those were the only people he knew at the time found a young blonde country boy we'll call IreallymissyoutobymaN. You see IreallymissyoutobymaN was devastated at the lost of his one and only friend who happen to be a horse hopped at the opportunity cause he claims there were too many bad memories about him and his loving horse hanging around and he needed the change. He flew out to O Town with his mommma and they sounded good 2gether, how funny was it that Momma Fro heard them singing was like "Wow ya'll are really NSYNC".froteeN, crazy headS, Big red spaghettY, ireallymissmytobymaN and astickupmyassC.

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