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10. Superman
9. Chris dared him to dye his hair that color and if he did then he would take the braids out.
8. It becomes a nightlight when he goes to bed.
7. Justin poured Kool-Aid in his bleach bottle because someone kept stealing it out of his bunk (Joey was caught red handed oops I mean red headed).
6. Kool-Aid hired him as their new mascot.
5. People started calling him STEVE.
4. He was getting an early start for Holloween.
3. He wanted to be known as the guy with the red hair.
2. He is competing against AJ as the band member with the wildest hair.
1. It changed his appearance so he could escape all those women chasing him for his late child support payments.
The Top FIVE reasons Why JC wears that Leo sign around his neck.
5. That is his sign.
4. He wants to the King of the Jungle but he settled for King of NSYNC.
3. It gives him special beating powers.
2. He read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe too many times.
1. He accidentally tied it in a knot, and he cannot be bothered to remove it.
Top Ten Reasons NSYNC left Transcon.
10. Lou told them that he was thinking of switching Joey for AJ. (they did not want a stage humper)
9. He told Justin that he cannot supply him with anymore bleach because it was taking too much of the profits.
8. He wanted them to start calling him Your Royal Highness.
7. He wanted them to start humping the stage.
6. Chris wanted to go public with his wife and Kids.
5. They found out that LOU really wanted to have them as his love slaves.
4. Lou wanted them to collaborate with BSB.
3. Lou wanted a solo on the new album.
2. They caught Lou in bed with a woman and it was very traumatic for Lance, JC and Justin.
1. They wanted to have Girlfriends and go public with them.
The top Ten Why Justin Went from FRO to Cornrows!
10. He has too many teenybopper chasing him so he went for an ugly look.
9. He is trying to keep his hair from knocking him out during Just Got Paid at the concert.
8. A pillow and the fro puts his head too high up when he goes to sleep so one had to go.
7. He thought Chris looked so cool with his hair in braids so he went and got some of his own.
6. He's protesting who has the most "THUG APPEAL" in the group. He's mad he didn't get to do the solo with Blaque.
5. he wanted to prevent birds from nesting in his fro? 4. He wanted people to stop thinking a poodle was on his head. 3.After Lance watched Martha Stewart, he wanted to try cornrow braiding out on someone, and J was asleep...... so he seized the moment. 2. Dangelo was his inspiration for the cornrows, hes still working on the body. He listens his album everyday for inspiration. 1. Justin thinks he's Black. He mastered Ebonics so the hair was next on his list.
Reasons why Chris Got rid of the Braids.
10. His mom accidentally called him dude with the braids.
9. They kept hitting him in his head.
8. Busta took a piss in them one night and he couldn’t get the smell out of it.
7. He lost his contract with the horse hair company.
6. He wanted to look normal for Halloween.
5. Joey mistook him for one of his groupies.
4. Guys started to mistake him for a girl.
3. He was loosing sleep at night.
2. The other guys shaved his head as a practical joke.
1. He woke up one morning and realizes how old he really was.
The top ten names Nsync can use if Lou takes their name.
10. Four guys in their twenties and a curly teenager.
9. NY SEC
8. NSTINKS
7. We cannot call ourselves Nsync anymore because Uncle Sam says so.
6. Trans Con NOT!
5. Jive Guys
4. Five fly White Guys
3. H.A.R.S.*IN
2. Two blondes, two brunettes and a red head.
1. C 4 J (Chris, James, Joshua, Joseph, Justin).
Top Twenty Signs to Know Your Obsessed with Nsync.
20. You got a dog like Busta and named him BUSTA.
19. You get angry at some one because they said that BSB was better than NSYNC.
18. You own a baby blue FUBU shirt only after you found out it was Justin’s Fav. color.
17. Your mother calls you and tells you that they are on television.
16. You own a Nsync T-Shirt.
15. You actually vote for their video on TRL.
14. The first time you went to Orlando you got lost looking for TRANSCON.
13. You created a Web site dedicated to them.
12. You bought something from FUMANSKEETO.
11. You have more than one copy of all their CD’s.
10. You bought the God Must Have Spent Single……Alabama version.
9. You decided to buy the CD’s of all their favorite artist.
8. You go home every other weekend from College just to drive on the highway to see if you might see one of them.
7. You are over eighteen and buys Bop magazine late in the night and tell the clerk that it is for your cousin you is really the obsessed person and you are putting a package together to give her for her birthday.
6. You actually joined the fan club.
5. You schedule your day around every television appearances they make.
4. You made a sign that said I Love Nsync.
3. You feel that you have to tell everyone you know something new about them everyday.
2. You call 407-872-7200 ext. 3875, 3874, 3889 every night before you go to bed just to hear their voices.
1. Your two year old neice knows them individually if you ask her to show you one of them and she knows how to sing along to the whole No Strings Attached Album. (hehehe that's my lil 'Mia...just wait till Tiff can talk)
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