Christmas Wish List

After a boring day of testimony in their battle against Lou the boys found themselves sitting around with absolutely nothing to do. Chris being the smarty pants he is made a suggestion that all of them write their names and what they wanted for Christmas place it in a hat and then they would give each other those gifts at Christmas.

This is the selection.

Chris got Justin’s Name: Yo dis be you know who. Alls I want for Cris..i mean criz.. auh man Xmas is a bigger piece of ice wid JRT wid a BIG J between da R and da T. A new bottle a bleach and whateva UNC gear out there.

Joey got Chris’ Name: All I want is a new Jokes for Dummies book and BUSTA, BUSTA, BUSTA, AND MORE BUSTA.

Justin Got Lance’s Name: For Christmas I want a have my own home with six bedroom and 3 and half bathrooms.

JC Got Joey’s Name: Ah, yeah what was the question again? Oh yes all I want is a lifetime supply of Jello.

Lance got JC: Hello there, what I really want for Christmas is a bed with really comely comforter set.



Christmas came around and this is what the boys actually gave each other:

Chris gave Justin a baby blue UNC water cooler with a really big block of ICE that had a small R a big J and a small T carved in it. A bottle of Lemon Scent Clorox Bleach and a specially made Blue UNC gear stick for the Benz.

Joey gave Chris the Jokes for Dummies book and four small pug puppies which he(Joey) conveniently named BUSTA ONE, BUSTA TWO, BUSTA THREE AND MORE BUSTA .

Justin gave Lance: A specially made Barbie doll house that had six bedrooms and 3and half bathroom, and as special bonus Justin had LANCEY PLACE PAINTED ON THE ROOF

JC actually got a lifetime supply of jello for Joey, conveniently for JC there was a sweepstakes going on where you could win a lifetime supply of Jello, unfortunately he spent of seven hundred dollars buying Jello before he got the winning box.

Lance gave JC the portable blow up bed and personally made a pink and lavender comforter with big patches of flowers and JC embroided in the center of it.

Though shocked and mad at each other for the presents non of them said anything about their gifts they accepted them with smiles on their faces because it was the season for giving and it was the thought that counts.

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