Mad Professor

He He He Oh shit he's here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen Woah you all right there Excuse me real apolstry I ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the... Mother Fucker You want my couch You mother fucker I need your muther fuckin brain You can't have my couch What da the fuck you thinking Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well were my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah But im still lonely I need a homie So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live That's right why you don't like it I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide" Trunks full this parts wack Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack Shit fuck I'm sawing of an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low Or better yet look out the fuckin window I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on come It's the dugish rugish bone OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck shit didn't work You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure did come on in I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead Oh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan What's up what that bra You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts Come here I'm gonna fuck you up Get back here He's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me tell ya But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute You here that Yeah It's alive I just gotta wake it up Hand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that Get him set get 'im ready its all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? "Shaggy ?" What up Y'all? You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity

Assassins

You know who your fuckin wit? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat) I walked through river rouge and saw this man He was chubba he was 1m I snatched his jewelry and ran I caught up with Nate he said I think it's worth a grand He smiled then he cringled then he shook my hand The Deal is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy The fuckin snake was crule all I got was 750 My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl Saw my teacher Ms. Delana Oak at Wellington Mall I broke into her dosten and jumped in the back And waited for the bitch to put my shanke through her neck She offered her cars key's cried and said please She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL! I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run AN ASSASSIN Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown You know who your fuckin wit? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat) My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead Hipocrit he was a bigot so I cut off his head Poored out the holy water bless the dead is what I said And heard the demons screamin as his body bled Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection I'm stairin with my dick I'm like LOOK which direction Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya Hey babe why don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass I banged it and banged it the shit was obserd Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fuckin nerd Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss She said "So when am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH? First I tried to choke her she went for the door She said "Welcome to the disease theres no cure for" Bitch I love you but now you gotta die I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back Still about 30, I went for the hatchet And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic Chopin and chopin they said "J what tha fuck?" On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT? I'm an ASSASSIN hahaha a motha fuckin assassin An assassin Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wcked clowns wicked clown

Echoside

Echoside Echoside not without my echoside Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that seldom seen A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin heaven to say Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave Even in the After life things don't always go as planned Satan's relm see's through, it's hectic and over changed Dameon earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire But Dameon had excapte throught the back door of Satan's lair Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide His time is just a tomb resting in the Echoside Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (4x) In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying There were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said Backwords talking saying: Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit We Believe in life legit If you hearin what we say Why you throw your soul away? Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside (4x) In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back (Backwards talking again saying) Fuck The Devil Fuck That Shit We Believe in life legit If you hearin what we say Why you throw your soul away? Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay Torcherd by everything he saw yet wishin along the way His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor Still trying not too look back, as if something else were in store The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins As Dameon layed in Echoside, hells screames could still be heard Blood red skie would flicker with the torchering that occured Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed With the headless children pointing and urinating in his lap He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it These red gates were the front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he Echoside Echosid not without my echoside In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back (repeat all until song is done)

Nothing Left

Ain't nothin left here for me So I'm out this bitch Fuck stayin here I'm buzzin the fuck all the bout We out this motha fucka right now Theres no story that ain't been told There ain't no gimic that ain't been sold Theres no ocean that never been swam Theres no jaba that ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied Theres no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one asked Theres no tree that won't get chopped Theres no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones laid AIn't no beast that ain't been afraid Theres no feet that no one can Theres no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt Theres no punch that never been felt Theres no skill that no ones learned Theres no planet that he ain't turned Theres no fued that never disolved There ain't no problem that ain't been solved Theres no tail that no ones told Theres no beuty that won't get old Theres no garden the sun ain't beemed on Theres no shoulder that ain't been leaned on Theres no color that ain't been seen Purple, yellow, forest green Theres no desert that ain't seen rain Nobody here that ain't felt pain Theres no bigot that ain't been clowned Theres no treasure that I ain't found Ain't no cave they ain't never explored Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored Theres no leader that ain't been led Theres no blood that ain't been shed Theres no dish they never made Ain't no brick they never laid Everything left's been done before Nothings new, no were to explore On the day the wagons come I'll just pray that you let me on (repeat) Hey Jack Jeckel fly Twist and spin to the other side (repeat)