If Jesus were to come to Earth in this day and age... we may not have crucified him, but he would be wanted by:

The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

The EPA for killing fig trees,

The AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

The NEA for teaching without a certificate,

OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket and for flying without an airplane,

The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,

The National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,

The Inter-Faith Movement for condemning all other religions,

And by the Zoning Dept. for building mansions without a permit