Mom, Aunt Rita's scaring me! She's got elves hanging from her ears!
Dad, whose idea was this?
Are all these for me?
You're going to let me keep all this stuff, right?
Mom, I just want you to know I had nothing to do with this!
Hey Dad, can I climb on you?
I can't believe you said that!
OK, Climb over the presents, watch out for the dog...
Can I stay in my chair all day, Mom?
You mean that's it? Christmas is over?
I need a vacation!
Help! I'm being attacked by a golden who likes stinky feet!
Oooo, Cheerios! Can I have some?
Questions? Comments? 
me at mrcarver@hotmail.com
