| CLONE JOHN ELWAY | ||
Ever notice how pro football has pretty much gotten stupid, unpredictable, and disappointing since 1999? The fact is, there have been bunches of teams that have won the Super Bowl since 1999. Whatever happened to the concept of dynasties--teams to be proud of? End the demoralizing parity that's become NFL football.... Join the fans who want the NFL to be something to believe in.... Join us in our petition to CLONE JOHN ELWAY!
Update: 24 August 2006 A recent article at MSNBC.com supports our cause! NBC Sports Commentator, Michael Ventre, states "NFL sorely lacking in marquee QBs." Be part of the solution to mediocrity at "the most important position." Sign the petition now! |
It's a Science; It's a Sport! "August. 6, 2003 Scientists in Italy say they have created the world's first cloned horse, raising the possibility of a sequel to the next Seabiscuit or a carbon copy of Kentucky Derby champion Funny Cide" -- Associated Press Everyone remembers Dolly the cloned sheep. Now, there's Prometea, a successfully replicated horse! Horse breeders are now seriously considering the possiblity of cloning championship horses-- Why not? But also, why stop there? Pro football is, by far, a much more significant and popular sport. If we're going to have another Seabiscuit, why not have another ultimate quarterback? John Elway, who has been inducted into the Hall of Fame, is the "winningest" signal-caller to ever play the game. The hell with Mike Vick! Everybody can pretend to be all-expectant of Michael Vick becoming a great, mobile quarterback. But, of course, that isn't going to happen. On top of all that, John Elway already did what everyone hopes Vick can do. Why live in doubt? Why hope for the best? Just go ahead... CLONE JOHN ELWAY! Is Favre going to retire? Let's face it: Brett Favre is acting and talking like he's old, and the Packers just aren't that good, really. Favre's only been to two Super Bowls and only won one. Elway was in five Super Bowls, the most ever for a quarterback. There's just no comparison. Who else do we have? Tom Brady? Get real. CLONE JOHN ELWAY! How you can help. First of all, if you really want NFL football to be good again, sign the petition: The FCJE [Fans for the Cloning of John Elway] is a coalition of football fans who want more out of pro football, so we're asking Cesare Galli, director of the Laboratory of Reproductive Technology in Cremona, Italy--the maker of Prometea, the cloned horse--to make another John Elway! Once we have 100,000 signatures, the work begins! We've already obtained a viable Elway DNA sample from eBay, by buying an Elway used game jersey. --Now it's all up to fans like YOU! Sign the petition NOW! --Sincerely, E.A. Blair Founder, Fans for the Cloning of John Elway fcje@earthlink.net |
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