Setting: WCW Monday Nitro, late 1997
It is time for the Nitro Girls to do their dance routine coming out of a commercial break. Kimberly Page, AC Jazz and Fyre are all there, but Chae and Spice are not. Kimberly gets this horrified look on her face and storms back to the women's locker room. She barges in and finds Chae and Spice both topless and making out and clearly on the verge of having sex right then and there.
KIMBERLY PAGE: "How many times have I told you: NOT DURING THE SHOW! Can you PLEASE be professional? I don't care what you do on your off time, but, we can't have this during the show. Now, get dressed and let's go."
Chae and Spice stop, get dressed and follow Kimberly out to the entrance. They do their routine and return to the locker room.
KIMBERLY PAGE: "Now, DDP is in a match later so I have to be out there with him. AC, Fyre, PLEASE keep an eye on Chae and Spice during that time. I WISH Madusa, Sherri or Jacqueline were still here, any of them could have kept those two in line."
It's time for DDP's match. Kimberly meets him in the hall and they head to the ring. Kim is looking behind her for any signs of trouble but doesn't hear anything wrong. She tells DDP that there was a "minor misunderstanding" but everything's been resolved.
Back in the locker room, Chae and Spice, having taken their tops off again, start eyeing each other again, and AC and Fyre jump into action and pull them apart.
FYRE: "What's wrong with you two? Do you want to get fired? If Bischoff finds out about this, he'll fire all four of us! Yes, we're all hot, we know. Please keep your clothes on and your hands off of each other for the rest of the show."
DDP wins his match, and he and Kim return to the locker rooms. Kim walks in and sees that AC and Fyre have shoved Chae and Spice into lockers in order to keep them apart.
FYRE: "It wasn't easy, boss, but we got the job done."
Kimberly is relieved to see that order, of a sort, has been restored in the locker room. She walks over to Chae, who apologizes. Kim walks over to Spice, who also apologizes.
With the show over, the ladies change into street clothes, pack up and leave. Chae and Spice are still looking at each other, and, under cover of night, drive off to a local hotel to finish what they started.
Kimberly shakes her head and thinks, "At least they waited until after the show."