The JWL [Episode 21]

Live from the Dunkin' Donuts Center, Providence, RI.

You know the drill.

Opening match: Big Van Vader vs. Dave Batista

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Washington, DC, weighing in at 317 lbs., DAVE BATISTA!"

("Mastodon" plays)

Crowd pops.

LG: "And his opponent, representing the Shooters, from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 458 lbs., BIG VAN VADER!"

Vader squashes Batista and finishes with the powerbomb and a big splash at the 1:00 mark.

LG: "Here is your winner, BIG VAN VADER!"

(Video package covering the feud between the Dungeon of Doom and the Franchise Foundation)

The Barbarian (w/"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart) vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner (w/Midajah)

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."

(Steiner's music plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied by his favorite freak Midajah and representing The Franchise Foundation, from Bay City, MI, weighing in at 270 lbs., 'BIG POPPA PUMP' SCOTT STEINER!"

Crowd boos.

Steiner enters the ring and takes the mic from Lillian.

STEINER: "Hey, Dungeon of Doom! Big Poppa Pump has noticed that you guys never bring any women with you to the ring. The way I see it, that means one of two things. One, you can't get any women. Two, you can get women but you don't want them around me. If it's two, it's because you know that Freakzilla will take your women away from you and make them my freaks. I'll have them howling at the moon and saying 'Boomshakalaka' until they call me the Big Bad Booty Daddy. Because I don't care about anything but my freaks (kisses Midajah) and my peaks (kisses own bicep.) So to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup. HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!"

(The Faces of Fear's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'the Mouth of the South' Jimmy Hart and representing the Dungeon of Doom, from the Kingdom of Tonga, weighing in at 295 lbs., THE BARBARIAN!"

We go right into a rough, hard-hitting brawl. Steiner fires off a few suplexes, and Barbarian responds in kind. Steiner hits a couple of clotheslines for 2. Barbarian fights back with kicks, clotheslines, headbutts and slams. Neither guy can get an advantage. Midajah starts to come on to referee Tim White, allowing Steiner the chance to cheat like crazy. Jimmy Hart gets in her face and a shouting match erupts, which ends with Midajah decking Hart. The distraction allows Steiner's Foundation stablemate Jeff Jarrett to run down and hit the Barbarian with the guitar. Steiner and Jarrett beat down the Barbarian until Meng runs in to make the save. All four men brawl in the ring leading to Tim White throwing the match out.

LG: "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared this match to be a double-disqualification."

Refs and backstage officials (Sgt. Slaughter, Gerald Brisco, Pat Patterson, Michael Hayes, Dr. Tom Prichard, Steve Lombardi and Harvey Wippleman) all run out to break up the brawl.

JR informs us that after everyone reached the back, the Faces of Fear issued a challenge for a tag match at JWL SuperBrawl I, which Steiner and Jarrett accepted.

(Luna Vachon and Jacqueline video packages)

Jacqueline vs. Luna Vachon (w/Gangrel)

LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Blood" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Gangrel and representing the Misfits, from the Other Side of Darkness, LUNA VACHON!"

Crowd cheers.

(Jacqueline's music plays)

LG: "And her opponent, representing American Badass Inc., from Dallas, TX, JACQUELINE!"

Crowd cheers.

Luna and Jackie have a solid, well-worked, exciting match. JR puts over how tough both women are in his commentary. Luna hits a big DDT and a top rope splash for the pin at 8:00. JR mentions that both Luna and Jackie stand a strong chance of winning the JWL Women's Title in the Royal Rumble at JWL SuperBrawl I.

LG: "Here is your winner, LUNA VACHON!"

Commercials.

We're back as JR throws to Joey Styles in the JWL's television studio for your SuperBrawl Command Center.

JOEY STYLES: "Thank you Jim Ross, and now it's time for the official JWL SuperBrawl I preview. Of course, the main event will be the Royal Rumble for the JWL Women's Title. There will be 22 women competing. These include from American Badass Inc., Jacqueline; from Team Xtreme, Lita; from the Hardcore Alliance, Jazz; from the Misfits, Luna Vachon, Poison, Ice Cold and the insane Jacklyn Hyde; from the Revolution, Ivory, Molly Holly, Riot, Roxy Powers, Jungle Grrrl, Paradise, Boom Boom the Volcano, Caliente, the Disciplinarian and Selina Majors; all three Harley's Angels, Thug, Charlie Davidson and EZ Rider; from Raven's Nest, Tori, and, from the Clique, the 6 foot tall '9th Wonder of the World' CHYNA will even be in it. It's every woman for herself.

Elsewhere on the card, the feud between the Dungeon of Doom and the Franchise Foundation continues. MENG and the BARBARIAN, the FACES OF FEAR, will do battle with 'THE CHOSEN ONE' JEFF JARRETT and 'BIG POPPA PUMP' SCOTT STEINER. We've seen what they can do in the past, and I predict that this one will be even tougher than their previous encounters.

Speaking of tough, we will see the rematch between the UNDERTAKER and the 'Man-Beast' RHINO! Everyone was shocked to see Rhino pin the Undertaker with the Gore two shows ago. Rhino has made clear that it was not a fluke and that he will prove that it was not a fluke at SuperBrawl.

We will also see a continuation of the feud between the Four Horsemen and Stratusfaction Inc. JWL World Heavyweight Champion 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit and 'The Iceman' Dean Malenko will take on Kanyon and Val Venis. We know what these high-caliber athletes can do in the ring, and this one has the potential to be a classic. Plus, we all know about the feud between the Horsemen's manager, Terri Runnels, and Trish Stratus. I don't think that those two will be content to stay in their corners.

All of this is coming to you in one week only on PPV. It's JWL SuperBrawl I. Don’t miss it."

Back to the ring.

T&A (w/Trish Stratus) vs. Maven and Garrison Cade

LG: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, first, from Chantily, VA, weighing in at 220 lbs., MAVEN! And his partner, from Omaha, NE, weighing in at 261 lbs., GARRISON CADE!"

("Time to Rock N Roll" plays)

LG: "And their opponents, being led to the ring by Trish Stratus and representing Stratusfaction Inc., at a total combined weight of 632 lbs., from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Test, and from Boston, MA, Albert, T&A!"

Crowd boos.

Test and Albert win a squash, with Albert hitting the Albert Bomb on Maven and Test hitting the flying elbow on Cade for the pin at 2:30.

LG: "Here are your winners, T&A!"

(Ivory and Tori video packages)

Ivory vs. Tori

LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Come Out and Play" hits, as Tori climbs over the guardrail.)

LG: "Introducing first, representing Raven's Nest, from Portland, OR, TORI!"

Crowd boos.

("Revolution" plays)

LG: "And her opponent, representing the Revolution, from Torrance, CA, IVORY!"

Crowd cheers.

Ivory and Tori put on an exciting, well-worked, action-packed match. JR talks about their history in WWE and hypes the Royal Rumble for the Women's Title at SuperBrawl. He adds that Ivory and Tori both have to be considered favorites to win. Ivory takes over and hits a DDT and the Poison Ivory facebuster for the pin at 5:00.

LG: "Here is your winner, IVORY!"

Commercials

Back to the ring.

(Video package covering the feud between the Four Horsemen and Stratusfaction Inc.)

"The Iceman" Dean Malenko (w/"The Horny Little She-Devil" Terri Runnels) vs. Kanyon (w/Trish Stratus)

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Time to Rock N Roll" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Trish Stratus and representing Stratusfaction Inc., from Atlanta, GA, weighing in at 245 lbs., KANYON!"

Crowd boos.

JR points out that Trish is 1 for 1 tonight, and she’s probably looking to walk into SuperBrawl with another win for her stable. JR also hypes the Benoit/Malenko-Kanyon/Venis match at SuperBrawl.

("The Four Horsemen" by Metallica plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Horny Little She-Devil' Terri Runnels and representing the Four Horsemen, from Tampa, FL, weighing in at 212 lbs., 'THE ICEMAN' DEAN MALENKO!"

Crowd cheers and many people are raising the four fingers.

Malenko and Kanyon put on a clinic, as the match is filled with great mat-wrestling. Both men get several near falls. Trish decides to turn the tables and attacks Terri, leading to the catfight. This distracts referee Jim Molineux, leading to Kanyon's stablemate Val Venis running down to assist Kanyon. Val and Kanyon double team Malenko. This leads to JWL World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit running down to make the save. Benoit suplexes Val a few times and sends him to the floor. They fight to the back. Meanwhile, Terri has fought back against Trish and is urging Malenko to get back into the match. Kanyon takes control, however, and hits the Flatliner for the pin at 6:30.

LG: "Here is your winner, KANYON!"

(Video package covering the feud between Caged Heat and Harley's Angels)

Main Event: Caged Heat (Loca and Delta Lotta Pain) vs. Harley's Angels (Charlie Davidson and EZ Ryder, w/Thug)

LG: "The following women's tag team contest is our main event and is scheduled for one fall."

("Born to be Wild" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Thug, first from Houston, TX, CHARLIE DAVIDSON! And her partner, from Philadelphia, PA, EZ RYDER, HARLEY'S ANGELS!"

Crowd boos.

"LOCA! AND DELTA LOTTA PAIN! CAGED HEAT IS UNLEASHED!"

LG: "And their opponents, representing the Revolution, from the Arizona State Correctional Facility, here are LOCA and DELTA LOTTA PAIN, CAGED HEAT!"

Crowd cheers.

Caged Heat take the mic from Lillian and another that was near the announce table.

LOCA: "Whazzup?"

DLP: "Whazzup?"

LOCA: "Hey Delta, what time is it?"

DLP: "It's HARD TIME!"

LOCA: "That's right. Caged Heat is about to lay a beatdown on somebody!"

An exciting, fast-paced match takes place, with good moves from both teams. Loca plays inmate-in-peril for a while, as Charlie and EZ show off their skills. Loca finally fights out and makes the hot tag to Delta. Delta cleans house on the heels, tags in Loca, and they hit Capital Punishment (3D) on EZ for the pin at 7:00.

LG: "Here are your winners, CAGED HEAT!"

JR thanks us all for watching and plugs SuperBrawl one more time.

End of show.