Live from the Burt Flickinger Athletic Center, Erie Community College, Buffalo, NY
You know the drill.
(Video package combining all of Sable's previous promos)
("Wild Cat" plays)
LG: "Ladies and gentlemen, making her JWL debut, being accompanied to the ring by Marc the Bodyguard, please welcome SABLE!"
Mixed reaction, but mostly boos.
Sable and Marc stop on the ramp, as Sable is signaling to someone backstage. Oddly, Sable is clapping her hands and saying "come on, come on", the way one might call a pet. All of a sudden, "Need a Little Time" hits, and out comes TORRIE WILSON! Torrie ,who appears to be in a bit of a trance, embraces Sable and shakes hands with Marc. Sable, Marc and Torrie all head to the ring.
SABLE: "From what I can see, not a lot has changed since I was last in a ring. It looks to me like the men still want me and the women still want to be me. I know, at least, this one does (pointing to Torrie). I'm not going to ask if you boys are ready for the Grind, because I’m saving that for a special occasion. I promise to make the JWL much more SABLEISCIOUS!"
All of a sudden, LUNA VACHON runs to the ring, with Gangrel in tow, and chases Sable and her entourage out of the ring and to the back.
(One Man Gang video package)
The One Man Gang (w/"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes) vs. Glen Gilbertti
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Atlanta, GA, weighing in at 240 lbs., GLEN GILBERTTI!"
("Imperial March" plays)
Crowd boos.
LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The American Dream' Dusty Rhodes and representing Dusty's Dream Team, from Chicago, IL, weighing in at 450 lbs., THE ONE MAN GANG!"
Gang wins with the big splash at 1:30.
LG: "Here is your winner, THE ONE MAN GANG!"
Crush and the Nasty Boys come out to join in the post-match beatdown. As has been the case the past few weeks, Paul E. Dangerously appears on the JWL-Tron, with Brock Lesnar and the World’s Greatest Tag Team.
PAUL: "I have already introduced to you the first three members of my Dangerous Alliance, BROCK LESNAR and SHELTON BENJAMIN AND CHARLIE HAAS, THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM! Now, I present to you, the fourth member of the Dangerous Alliance, the best bodyguard in the business, the one and only....
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911!"
We see clips of 911 chokeslamming people in ECW.
911 walks into the scene and stands with his stablemates.
PAUL: "Now, Dusty, do you see why your so-called Dream Team needs to FEAR my Dangerous Alliance? The Dangerous Alliance will be THE elite and most powerful force in the JWL. The JWL is about to become much more DANGEROUS!"
(Video package covering the feud between the Hardcore Alliance and the Royals)
"The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer (w/Beulah McGillicutty) vs. Christian (w/Jerry "The King" Lawler)
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."
("At Last" plays)
Crowd boos.
LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Jerry 'The King' Lawler and representing the Royals, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 215 lbs., CHRISTIAN!"
Christian and Lawler enter the ring and Christian takes the mic.
CHRISTIAN: "First off, you American peasant, I am to be announced as 'Captain Charisma' Christian. Also, this will not be a hardcore match. I know Tommy Dreamer wanted this match in order to get revenge for DDP beating Dreamer's friend Mikey Shipwreck last week. You know, Tommy, your friend Mick Foley used to talk about you having some good amateur skills. Well, let's see them. Tommy Dreamer, I want to see if you have what it takes to outwrestle Captain Charisma."
("Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains plays)
Crowd cheers.
LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by Beulah McGillicutty and representing the Hardcore Alliance, from Yonkers, NY, weighing in at 245 lbs., 'THE INNOVATOR OF VIOLENCE' TOMMY DREAMER!"
Tommy and Beulah shake hands with various fans on their way to the ring.
The match starts, and they immediately lock up and Tommy grabs a headlock. Tommy cranks on the headlock and takes Christian down to the mat with it. Christian gets his foot on the rope to escape. Christian comes back and chops Dreamer and follows with a hiptoss and an elbow drop for 2. Tommy comes back with some clotheslines followed by a hiptoss of his own and a powerslam for 2. Christian comes back and takes Tommy down to the mat with an armbar. Tommy won’t give up and grabs the rope to escape. Lawler distracts referee Tim White, allowing Christian the chance to cheat like mad. Beulah nails Lawler with a frying pan, taking him out of the match. Beulah tells White to pay attention to the match. Tommy fights back and overwhelms Christian with some solid wrestling, finishing Christian off with a Death Valley Driver at 7:00 to a big pop.
LG: "Here is your winner, TOMMY DREAMER!"
Commercials
(Video package covering the feud between the Dungeon of Doom and the Franchise Foundation)
"The Laughing Man" Hugh Morrus (w/"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart) vs. Sid (w/"The Head Cheerleader" Francine)
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."
("Snapped" plays)
Crowd boos.
LG:"Introducing first, being led to the ring by 'The Head Cheerleader' Francine and representing the Franchise Foundation, from Anywhere he damn well pleases, weighing in at 325 lbs., SID!
Sid grabs the mic from Lillian, rambles a bit, and then hands it back to her.
(The Dungeon of Doom's theme plays)
LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Mouth of the South' Jimmy Hart and representing the Dungeon of Doom, from the Isle of Nowhere, weighing in at 280 lbs., 'THE LAUGHING MAN' HUGH MORRUS!"
Crowd cheers.
Sid controls and wins with the chokeslam and powerbomb at 4:30.
LG: "Here is your winner, SID!"
(Undertaker video package)
The Undertaker vs. Teddy Annis
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 195 lbs., TEDDY ANNIS!"
("American Bad Ass" plays)
Crowd cheers.
LG: "And his opponent, representing American Badass Inc., from Houston, TX, weighing in at 325 lbs., THE UNDERTAKER!"
Taker wins with the Last Ride at 1:30.
LG: "Here is your winner, THE UNDERTAKER!"
Rhino attacks post-match and leaves Taker laying with the Gore.
(Video package covering encounters between the Four Horsemen and Raven's Nest)
"The Iceman" Dean Malenko (w/"The Horny Little She-Devil" Terri Runnels) vs. Raven (w/Tori)
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."
("Come Out and Play [Keep 'Em Separated]" hits)
LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Tori and representing Raven's Nest, from the Bowery, weighing in at 237 lbs., RAVEN!"
Crowd boos.
("The Four Horsemen" plays)
LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Horny Little She-Devil' Terri Runnels and representing the Four Horsemen, from Tampa, FL, weighing in at 212 lbs., 'THE ICEMAN' DEAN MALENKO!"
Crowd cheers.
Raven takes the mic from Lillian.
RAVEN: "Dean Malenko, why do you do this? What do you seek to accomplish tonight? Do you think that by beating me tonight you will get revenge for when I pinned your great leader Ric Flair in the tag team tournament, or when my Dudley Boys injured your friend Arn Anderson last week? Don't you get it Dean? The Horsemen concept is washed-up, old and outdated, much like Ric Flair, much like Arn Anderson, much like yourself, and much like your manager. You see Dean, you had it easy. Your old man helped you get into the business. I actually had to struggle to get anywhere. I demand that this match take place under 'Raven's Rules', meaning no-DQ, no-countout and falls-count-anywhere. Welcome to the terrordome, Dean Malenko. Quote the Raven: Nevermore!"
Referee Chad Patton asks Dean if he accepts the conditions, and he does.
Raven and Malenko have an exciting match filled with a mixture of wrestling and brawling. Raven uses the plunder a lot, leading to the Raven Effect for the pin at 7:00.
LG: "Here is your winner, RAVEN!"
(Commercials)
We come back to find Luna and Gangrel still chasing Sable and her entourage throughout the arena. Sable and Torrie look scared while Luna looks angry and Gangrel is just trying to keep up with her.
(Video package covering the feud between the Shooters and the Clique)
Six-Man Tag Team Main Event: Big Van Vader, Bam Bam Bigelow and Norman Smiley vs. The Outsiders (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash) and X-Pac
LG: "The following is our main event. It is a six-man tag-team contest and is scheduled for one fall."
(The NWO music plays)
Crowd boos.
LG: "Introducing first, representing the Clique, at a total combined weight of 616 lbs., from Minneapolis, MN, SCOTT HALL and from Detroit, MI, KEVIN NASH, THE OUTSIDERS! And their partner, from Minneapolis, MN, weighing in at 213 lbs., X-PAC!"
("Mastodon" plays)
Crowd cheers.
LG: "And their opponents, representing the Shooters, first from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 458 lbs., BIG VAN VADER! And his partners, from Asbury Park, NJ, weighing in at 325 lbs., BAM BAM BIGELOW! And from London, England, weighing in at 240 lbs., NORMAN SMILEY!"
We get a lot of solid back-and-forth action before the Shooters take control and Smiley forces X-Pac to tap out to the Norman Conquest at 10:00.
LG: "Here are your winners, the team of BIG VAN VADER, BAM BAM BIGELOW AND NORMAN SMILEY!"
The crowd cheers. Smiley does the Big Wiggle to a HUGE pop. Bigelow does cartwheels and Vader goes into his "Who's the Man?" routine. Shawn Michaels and HHH attack, but an unfamiliar masked man runs out of the crowd and attacks Shawn! He bashes Shawn repeatedly with a chain and slams his head into the guardrail! The masked man grabs the mic.
MASKED MAN (Weird voice): "You are all probably wondering who I am. Well, you may call me.
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THE STRANGER!"
THE STRANGER: "I am here for one purpose and one purpose only. That purpose is SENDING SHAWN MICHAELS INTO RETIREMENT FOREVER!"
The Stranger bashes Shawn's head a few more times and leaves.
End of show.