Live from the Asbury Park Convention Hall in Asbury Park, NJ
You know the drill.
Before we go to our opening match, we go to the Dungeon of Doom.
"The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan, the Faces of Fear and the other members of the DOD are gathered to hear the wise words of the Master.
MASTER: "TASKMASTER, MYYYYYYYYYYYSONNNNNNNNNN! THIS WAR BETWEEN THE DUNGEON OF DOOM AND THE FRANCHISE FOUNDATION HAS GONE ON TOO LONG! THE FACES OF FEAR MUST BE VICTORIOUS TONIGHT! THE FOUNDATION MUST BE DESTROYED! TONIGHT AT SUPERBRAWL, THE FACES OF FEAR MUST DESTROY JARRETT AND STEINER! THEY CAN NOT FAIL US! DO NOT FAIL ME, MYYYYYYYYYYYSONNNNNNNNNN!"
TASKMASTER: "THEY WILL NOT FAIL US, FATHER! THEY ARE READY! THEY WILL BRING PRIDE, GLORY AND HONOR TO THE DUNGEON! THEY WILL DESTROY JARRETT AND STEINER! WE PROMISE VICTORY, FATHER! THE PAIN FROM THE HEADACHES WILL DISAPPEAR TONIGHT!"
(Video package covering the feud between the Dungeon of Doom and the Franchise Foundation.)
Opening Tag Team Match: The Faces of Fear (Meng and the Barbarian) (w/"The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan) vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarrett (w/Midajah)
LG: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall."
"HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!"
LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied by his favorite freak Midajah and representing the Franchise Foundation, from Bay City, MI, weighing in at 270 lbs., 'BIG POPPA PUMP' SCOTT STEINER! "And his tag team partner, also representing the Franchise Foundation, from Hendersonville, TN, weighing in at 234 lbs., JEFF JARRETT!"
Crowd boos.
(The Faces of Fear's music plays)
"And their opponents, being led to the ring by 'The Taskmaster' Kevin Sullivan and representing the Dungeon of Doom, at a total combined weight of 575 lbs., from the Kingdom of Tonga, MENG and THE BARBARIAN, THE FACES OF FEAR!"
Crowd cheers.
The FOF are ready tonight, and they just tear into their opponents. Jarrett plays heel-in-peril for a while, as Meng and Barbarian take turns pounding on him, as Sullivan yells encouragement. Midajah distracts referee Charles Robinson, allowing Steiner the chance to sneak into the ring and nail Barbarian from behind with a chair. Steiner puts Jarrett on top and rolls out of the ring. Midajah tells Robinson to pay attention to the match. Robinson turns around and counts, but Barbarian kicks out at 2. Midajah tries to interfere again, but Sullivan gets in her face and yells at her. This so intimidates her, that she runs to the back. Steiner uses this latest distraction to interfere again. Jarrett can't capitalize, however. Jarrett does manage to roll to his corner and tag in Steiner. Steiner attacks Barbarian with suplexes and clotheslines, putting Barbarian into the face-in-peril role. Barbarian takes a good beating, but keeps fighting back. Finally, Barbarian hits a huge Kick of Fear and tags in Meng, to a HUGE pop! Meng destroys everything in sight, finishing with the Tongan Death Grip on Steiner at 7:30.
LG: "Here are your winners, THE FACES OF FEAR!"
(Video package covering the feud between the Undertaker and Rhino.)
The Undertaker vs. Rhino
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."
("Gore" plays)
LG: "Introducing first, representing Raven's Nest, from Detroit, MI, weighing in at 285 lbs., RHINO!"
Crowd boos.
("American Bad Ass" plays)
LG: "And his opponent, representing American Badass Inc., from Houston, TX, weighing in at 328 lbs., THE UNDERTAKER!"
Brawl to start, of course. Both guys get in some good, hard shots on each other. Taker hits a big clothesline for 2. Rhino fights back and gets some clotheslines and slams of his own for several 2 counts. UT fights back again, and gets his big DDT for 2. Rhino comes back and sends Taker to the floor. More fighting outside. Rhino rams UT's head into the steps and into one of the ring posts. Rhino is just manhandling Taker here. Back in Taker fights back, but Rhino just overwhelms him. Rhino finishes with the Gore for the clean pin at 8:00. The crowd is absolutely in shock.
LG: "Here is your winner, RHINO!"
(Video package covering the feud between the Four Horsemen and Stratusfaction Inc.)
JWL World Heavyweight Champion "The Crippler" Chris Benoit and "The Iceman" Dean Malenko (w/"The Horny Little She-Devil" Terri Runnels) vs. Val Venis and Kanyon (w/Trish Stratus)
LG: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall."
("Time to Rock N Roll" plays)
LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Trish Stratus and representing Stratusfaction Inc., from Las Vegas, NV, weighing in at 240 lbs., VAL VENIS! And his partner, from Atlanta, GA, weighing in at 245 lbs., KANYON!"
Crowd boos.
Trish's team enters the ring.
VAL: "Hellooooo, ladies! Now, New Jersey is called the Garden State. Well, even though I don't do a lot of gardening, the Big Valbowski knows his way around a hoe and definitely knows a lot about PLOWING!"
KANYON: "Horsemen, we're going to beat you tonight and prove that you are not better than Kanyon!"
("The Four Horsemen" by Metallica plays)
LG: "And their opponents, being led to the ring by 'The Horny Little She-Devil' Terri Runnels and representing the Four Horsemen, at a total combined weight of 432 lbs., from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, 'The Crippler' Chris Benoit and from Tampa, FL, 'The Iceman' Dean Malenko!"
Crowd cheers.
Malenko and Kanyon start, and they put on a great performance. Both guys get several 2 counts. Val cheapshots Malenko from outside the ring to put Dean in the face-in-peril role. Kanyon takes control and tags in Val, who takes over on Malenko. Trish starts to take off her jacket and acts like she is coming on to referee Tim White to provide further opportunities for Kanyon and Val to cheat. Terri decides that she’s seen enough and SPEARS Trish down. Terri beats up Trish, sends her headfirst to the steps and rips off Trish's clothes, leaving Trish in her bra and thong. Trish tries to cover herself up and runs to the back. Terri tells White to pay attention to the match. White turns around in time to see Malenko escape a double-team and FINALLY tag in Benoit, who gets a HUGE pop. Benoit destroys both Kanyon and Val with suplexes, chops and slams. Benoit sends Kanyon to the floor and just punishes Val. Benoit finishes with the three Rolling German Suplexes, the Diving Headbutt and the Crippler Crossface for the tapout at 8:00.
LG: "Here are your winners, 'THE CRIPPLER' CHRIS BENOIT AND 'THE ICEMAN' DEAN MALENKO!"
MAIN EVENT: THE ROYAL RUMBLE. WINNER BECOMES THE JWL WOMEN'S CHAMPION.
LG: "Introducing the wrestler who drew #1."
("We Will Rock You" plays to a big face pop.)
LG: "From Dublin, GA, 'THE REAL DEAL' SELINA MAJORS!"
LG: "Now, the wrestler who drew #2."
("Born to Be Wild" plays to a big heel pop.)
LG: "From Reynolds, GA, THUG!"
The women just pound on each other for the first two minutes.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
Selina is in trouble, because Thug's Harley’s Angels teammate Charlie Davidson is #3. The heels take control and just squash Selina, drawing great heel heat.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S "THE FEMALE FIGHTING PHENOM" JAZZ at #4! Jazz charges in and just attacks everyone, playing no favorites. Jazz dumps Charlie. Selina thanks Jazz for her help, and Jazz clotheslines Selina! It’s every woman for herself.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S TORI at #5! Tori sees Jazz mopping up on Selina and Thug and decides to take her time getting to the ring. Jazz tosses Selina and Tori blindsides Jazz upon entering.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S PARADISE at #6! Paradise runs to the ring and goes after Tori. Jazz and Thug are fighting it out on the other half of the ring.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S CHYNA at #7!
The "9th Wonder of the World" makes her way to the ring. Paradise and Tori are scared, and Jazz and Thug don’t look too sure of themselves either. Chyna dumps Paradise and Tori.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S JACQUELINE at #8! Jackie runs in and, to the shock of the crowd, GOES AFTER CHYNA! Jacqueline just kicks away at Chyna, drawing great pops. Chyna fights back and floors Jackie. Jackie comes back and charges at Chyna. Both women go over the top to the floor. The crowd is shocked that two of the favorites are gone so soon and that Jackie would even try to challenge Chyna. JR says, "You can just smell the hatred." Jackie and Chyna fight to the back, where security and officials break up their fight.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S EZ RIDER at #9! EZ runs in and joins her Harley's Angels stablemate Thug in a two-on-one on Jazz. Jazz is able to hold her own against both women.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S JACKLYN HYDE at #10! Jacklyn enters and goes nuts on everyone.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S "THE HEAVY METAL MANIAC" RIOT at #11! Riot brings her bat and dumps EZ as soon as she enters. Riot dumps Jacklyn. A three-way fight breaks out with Jazz, Thug and Riot.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S LITA AT #12! Lita runs to the ring to a huge face pop. Lita hits a missile dropkick on Jazz to start, and follows with a rana on Thug. Lita tries to dump Jazz, but with no luck.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S LUNA VACHON at #13! Now watch the bodies fly. Thug is gone. Jazz is gone. Lita backs off, uncertain of how to deal with Luna.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S JUNGLE GRRRL at #14! The Huntress enters and goes after Luna. JG and her Revolution stablemate Riot double-team Luna, but can’t get her out.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S POISON at #15! Poison runs in to assist her Misfits stablemate Luna. Lita rests as the Revolution and the Misfits fight it out.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S MOLLY HOLLY at #16! Molly gets a big pop as she makes her way to the ring. Molly goes after Lita, and they put on a great mini-match to the delight of the fans. JG goes to dump Luna, but Luna hangs on and both women hit the floor.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S ICE COLD at #17! Ice goes after Riot and she and Misfits stablemate Poison double-team her for a time.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S BOOM BOOM THE VOLCANO at #18! Unfortunately, she gets overwhelmed by the Misfits and promptly tossed.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S IVORY at #19! The leader of the Revolution gets a huge pop on her way to the ring. Ivory takes over on Poison and dumps her.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S "THE TOTAL ATHLETE" ROXY POWERS at #20! She gets in some good moves on everyone, but Ice Cold dumps her.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
IT'S CALIENTE at #21! She attacks everyone, but Lita and Ice team up and dump her.
5...4...3...2...1...BZZZT!!!
THE DISCIPLINARIAN is #22 and the final participant!
We’re down to Ivory, Riot, Lita, Ice Cold, the Disciplinarian and Molly Holly. JR acknowledges that everyone except for Lita and Ice are members of the Revolution, and wonders how the Revolution will deal with this situation. We get our answer as all six women fight it out. Lita dumps Ms. D and Ice Cold. Riot and Ivory attack Lita, but Lita fights back and sends them both to the floor, albeit separately. This leaves Molly and Lita, and Molly dropkicks Lita to the floor for the win and the title at 50:00!
LG: "Here is your winner, and the NEW JWL WOMEN'S CHAMPION, MOLLY HOLLY!"
End of show.
Addendum: I accidentally left Beckie the Farmer's Daughter out of the Rumble.