Smashing The Dark Side

Through means that may be impossible to explain, The Incredible Hulk somehow finds himself on Tatooine. Despite being an Earthling, the different environment doesn't affect him at all. As he is looking around this strange, unfamiliar world, he makes his way to Mos Eisley. While he is shocked by the different alien species inside, hilariously, they don't give him a second look.

All of a sudden, the band The Modal Nodes stop playing and everyone starts looking scared. They have good reason, since The Dark Lord of the Sith DARTH VADER and some Imperial Stormtroopers have just entered the Cantina. Vader says that he is looking for Rebels. No one is willing to step up, even in a bar filled with some of the nastiest criminals and bounty hunters in the galaxy. Hulk gets the sense that there's a problem and is the only one brave enough to step to the Empire.

HULK: "GET OUT!" (pointing to the door)

Vader tries his Force Choke, but it has NO EFFECT! He orders the Stormtroopers to fire, and they are as effective as usual.

HULK: "HULK SMASH!"

Hulk grabs one of the Stormtroopers and throws him out the door! The other Stormtroopers take the hint and run away. Vader is shocked by this, and, atypically, does not know what to do. Hulk grabs DARTH VADER, and throws him out the door!

Everyone at the Cantina is left speechless! Eventually, the bartender announces a round of drinks on the house in honor of the Hulk.