Setting: The Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
JIM ROSS: "Welcome to WrestleMania! Over the past 20 years, WrestleMania has set the standard for the biggest and best moments in Sports Entertainment. (As JR talks, Stacy Keibler is walking through the crowd naked shown from the back, her bare butt on full display.)
If you come inside, Ms. Garcia will continue the tour. Do not touch my hat, do not ever touch my hat. Welcome to WrestleMania! Over the past 20 years, WrestleMania has been the Showcase of the Immortals and has come to set the standard for naked women everywhere. (Beat) BOCCE BALLS!"
The crowd looks around and is shocked to see Stacy walking around naked. They all run at her to get photographed with her. Security gets involved.
SECURITY GUARD: "Well, this is California, and, well, we do go for this stuff here."
(WrestleMania 21 logo comes on the screen)
(VOICEOVER): "WrestleMania Goes Hollywood! WrestleMania 21 airs live on PPV from the Staples Center in Los Angeles on April 3, 2005. Call your cable company now!"
(Disclaimer): "Naked Stacy Keibler Not Included."
The end.