Most Undeserving WWE Hall of Famers

1.Donald Trump (Do I have to explain this one?)

2.Drew Carey (Only there because he's HHH's friend.)

3.Antonio Inoki. I don't care how much of a deity he is in Japan. He sucked against Ali. He sucked against Regal at WCW Clash of the Champions XXVIII. He made that disgusting Yakuza-connected scumbag Tiger Jeet Singh into a star. There was also how WWE took a pretty nasty shot at MMA in the video package for Inoki's induction, which claimed that the Inoki-Ali debacle was "the first mixed-martial-arts contest."

4.Mil Mascaras. Same as Inoki, except in Mexico. Blassie hated working with both guys, and he would have gotten to Mascaras in his prime, as opposed to when he got really old and lazy when Cactus faced him in 1990. Inoki and Mascaras are both guys who have managed to achieve tremendous success in pro wrestling even though so many people hated them or hated working with them.

5.Mike Tyson. KOing Shawn Michaels at WM14 was nice, but what else did he ever do for the company or for wrestling in general? Oh, he guest hosted Raw once in 2010.

6.Trish Stratus. I don't care how un-PC it is to type this. I hate Trish Stratus and I hate how all the other talented WRESTLERS (Jacqueline, Ivory, Molly Holly, Victoria, Jazz, Gail Kim, Nidia, Mickie, etc. etc.) were all essentially buried for the purpose of getting her over. I hate how WWE tries to sell the stupid fans and the mainstream on the lie of how she is the standard for the Divas. I hate how the announcers were essentially forced to trash her opponents. I hate how her going from some nobody generic blonde model to all her success opened the door for the Diva Search Idiots and the Catalog Idiots (DESERVING WWE Hall of Famer Road Warrior Animal's "glad-handing nonsensical douche-bag yes-man" brother found Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox in the same swimsuit catalog, which is apparently what that moron considers "scouting talent.") which saw a lot of good WRESTLERS get buried, demoted, jobbed out, pushed out the door and forgotten. I hate how everyone is supposed to kiss her butt and worship her and how there are people who will try to suppress any criticism of her on the web (Cagematch.net, TV Tropes.org, I'm looking at YOU!). I hate how she got to completely break wrestling tradition, which says you're supposed to lose your last match, by retiring as Champion as if she was Verne Gagne or somebody. Hulk (KOTR 93), Bret (Survivor Series 97- Montreal was a work, folks), and, hell, even Shawn (WMXIV and WMXXVI) all went out on their backs (OK, Bret was on his belly, same idea, nitpickers), what makes her better than all of them? In what universe does the holder of a specialized midcard title get to go out looking stronger (booked, obviously not physically) than the main eventers? If John Cena announced that he was going to retire as Champion, presuming it wasn't because of some major injury, there'd be idiots marching on Stamford with torches and pitchforks. All the other women WRESTLERS lost their last matches, but not Trish? Don't give me that wimpy, lame "She worked hard to improve" defense (Rescued from the Scrappy Heap). How about pushing people who were ALREADY good-great instead of someone who is starting out at zero? There is also the lame "She was hot" defense (Screw the Rules, I'm Beautiful) that people will use for any criticisms of her. She is a true Mary Sue: an Adored by the Network Creator's Pet Sacred Cow Boring Invincible Heroine and Karma Houdini with Protection from Editors and her popularity is proof of the validity of the Viewers Are Morons principle. She's such a Creator's Pet that she had the head of "Creative," who is a worthless incompetent moron, Stephanie McMahon induct her into the Hall of Fame. You can't get much more loved than to have the head writer endorse you like that. There was that moronic and completely unnecessary and disgraceful angle where she told Molly Holly that she had a "big ass," which was apparently supposed to be a reason for people not to like Molly. Trish said later that she shouldn't have done it because she was supposed to have been a face. As opposed to how it was a terrible idea that never should have been done in the first place? That's total Protagonist-Centered Morality. She has Protection from Editors not just with WWE, but all over the internet, as for some reason it's unacceptable to write anything negative about her. Overpushed overhyped overrated skank. It wasn't even her original career goal, but, hey, her university was on strike, so she just figured she'd do something else. Look what happened to Melina and John Morrison for daring to criticize her in re that pathetic excuse for a "match" at WrestleMania XXVII where he was teamed with Trish and alleged human being Snooki against Dolph Ziggler and Diva Search Idiots LayCool. She used the business (or tried to, Armed and Famous wasn't much of a career move), got an insane push and after she got what she wanted she was allowed to retire as Champion at the ripe old age of 30, not caring at all about how the whole division had been basically destroyed in order to make her happy. What makes this even worse is all the people out there who insist that her getting the perfect storybook ending was a GOOD thing. It's disgusting that she got so rewarded after a mere 6-year career when there are so many women who never got so rewarded after dedicating their whole lives to wrestling, with 20+-year careers. Besides, if there is anyone in WWE who should have gone out on her back, it's Trish Stratus. She recently said that she was glad that she was inducted in her prime instead of being "an old bird hustling onto the stage." Of course, that's terribly insulting to the Fabulous Moolah, Mae Young, Sherri Martel and so many serious WRESTLERS who actually EARNED their spot in the HOF. Then there's the fact that, after she won the title and retired, Lita won it back by defeating Mickie James. They made this big deal about Trish retiring as Champion...only to end up right back where they started a little over a month later. Thus, this big moment that everyone says was so wonderful accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! They COULD have had Trish make a new star by putting that other wrestler over clean. BUT NOOOO! NOOOO! They Wasted A Perfectly Good Plot.

7.Shawn Michaels. I hate Shawn Michaels. I don't care about how great he allegedly was in the ring. That doesn't excuse the fact that he was a lying crybaby jerk who lost more titles by either forfeiting them or being stripped of them than he ever did by getting pinned or submitted in actual matches. It doesn't excuse the 20 years of irreversible, incalculable harm he and his four worthless friends have done to wrestling. He's a total Karma Houdini. The Clique went out of their way to screw over people and hurt their careers and got away with it, even though they didn't draw a dime. The Clique are scum and wrestling would be better off if they had not been part of it. Thanks to them, HHH will end up inheriting WWE and destroying it, thus killing off the wrestling industry. They can go to Hell.

8.Edge. This one hurts because, unlike everyone else on this list, I WAS a fan of his at one time. What killed my ability to be entertained by him was the whole ugly mess in 2005 with him, Amy "Lita" Dumas and Matt Hardy. So, Copeland steals his "friend"'s girlfriend, leading to his "friend" getting temporarily fired, then gets endlessly rewarded? What kind of message does THAT send? Isn't it bad enough that HHH slept his way to the top, now Edge had to do that too? He's perhaps the biggest Karma Houdini of all next to only Shawn or HHH. At least Edge had real talent and charisma, he shouldn't have had to take that route to success. HHH is a parasite who'll leech off of anyone who will help his career. Edge should have been better than that, but he clearly was not. I also hate the whole argument that what Copeland and Dumas did was OK since Matt self-destructed and turned out to be the loser/failure they said he was, making it like a real life version of Silver Linings Playboook.

9.Carlos Colon. His decades of success in WWC in Puerto Rico meant nothing to most of the fans, who probably know Carlito, Primo and Epico more. All that matters is that he participated in the coverup that allowed Jose "Invader I" Gonzales to get away with murdering Bruiser Brody in Puerto Rico on July 17, 1988.

10.(tie) Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. They are members of the Clique. As Diesel, Nash was the lowest-drawing WWE World Heavyweight Champion ever to that point. They destroyed the tag team division in WCW. Nash killed Goldberg's streak and followed it with the Fingerpoke of Doom.

11.Lita. See the entry for Edge above. After the fans loving her for some five years, she threw it away for an affair with a married man and her punk rock band. She turned heel and seemed shocked that the fans didn’t accept her. Idiot. She turned into a stupid selfish jerk who only cared about herself and showed no concern for how her actions messed everything up for everybody else.

12.The Godfather. He was only actually over for a little over a year, he wasn't great in the ring and do you honestly think WWE is going to dredge up junk such as Papa Shango making the Ultimate Warrior "puke" or Kama "The Supreme Fighting Machine" stealing the Undertaker's urn and melting it down to a necklace? The gimmick was garbage and people shouldn't have been cheering for it (they had done a toned down version with Flash Funk before WWE fired his "Funkettes," and he never got a meaningful push). Whatever you say about the previous occupational gimmicks (wrestling tax man Irwin R. Schyster, wrestling dentist Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS, wrestling race car driver "Sparkplug" Bob Holly, wrestling garbage man Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, etc.), at least all of those were legal professions. The Godfather's gimmick is illegal in 49 states and only legal in a restricted section of Nevada. Pimps aren't "fun-loving guys who like to have fun with their ladies," as that moron Michael Cole called them. They're sadistic criminal thugs. They're the scum of the Earth. All hail professional moron Vince Russo.

13.Snoop Dogg. Do I even have to explain this one?

14.HHH/X-Pac/The Clique/The New Age Outlaws/The NWO/DX/Randy Orton/Batista/Evolution/Stephanie McMahon. Pre-emptive strike