Wild Kat

Setting: WWF RAW IS WAR, Baltimore Arena, Baltimore, MD, May 1, 2000

Jacqueline and The Kat have just defeated Ivory and "The Horny Little She-Devil" Terri Runnels. As Jackie and Kat are celebrating, Kat pats Jackie on the butt. Then Kat surprises Jackie by reaching down between Jackie's legs. (Think what Mickie James did to Trish Stratus at WrestleMania 22.) Jackie is uncomfortable and isn't sure how to react. Kat caresses Jackie's face and grabs Jackie and kisses her right on the lips, complete with tongue!. The crowd loves it. JR and Lawler don't know how to react at all.

Jacqueline doesn't know what to say and exits the ring and heads for the locker room. Kat follows her and catches up with her there.

JACQUELINE: "Why, why did you do that? I thought you were with Lawler."

THE KAT: "I've got that idiot wrapped around my little finger. Since I got into wrestling, I've probably had more women than he has. The way he is when we're out there in the ring? That's not an exaggeration, that's literally who he is. All I have to do is flash him and he's so turned on he can't think straight. I don't have limits. I usually walk around naked at home, and I'd walk out to the ring naked if they'd let me. I tell him I was with another woman, he'll be so pissed off and turned on at the same time he won't know what to do. So, Jackie, what do you think? You and me?"

JACQUELINE: "No, no, I like guys. I've, I've never been asked anything like that before. I don't have anything against that, it's just not something I do."

KAT: "Let me offer you a deal. Just one time, and if you don't like it, I'll never ask again. Also, I give you my word of honor that, either way, I promise to never tell anyone about this. Not even Jerry. What do you have to lose? Also, since you say you've never done this before, I won't ask you to return the favor."

Jacqueline starts pacing around thinking to herself and trying to come up with an answer. She is surprised when she realizes that the Kat is actually right, she doesn't have anything to lose if she accepts her offer.

JACQUELINE: "OK, Kat, one time. Just, don't say anything to me for the rest of the show. I don't want anyone noticing anything after what happened in the ring earlier."

KAT: "Agreed."

After the show, Jackie and Kat make sure that they are the last two to leave the Divas' locker room. They get into Jackie's car and drive off to a local hotel. They check in, go up to the room and lock the door. They undress and Jackie lies down on the bed. Kat takes a moment to admire Jackie's famous body, the body that had driven the male fans in Memphis wild for years. Kat climbs on the bed and kisses Jackie on the lips, then on her breasts, and makes her way down Jackie's body. Kat then opens Jackie's legs and goes down on her. Jackie is surprised by how much she is enjoying it, realizing that Kat must have been telling the truth about all the women she's had. Kat smiles as Jackie orgasms.

JACQUELINE: "Wow, thank you. I didn't know I would enjoy it that much."

KAT: "And, to hold up my end of the deal, I again promise to never tell anyone about this. By the way, if you ever change your mind and want to do this again, just let me know."

The ladies then clean up and go to sleep.