i have this little theory that lance got so damn hot the same day that he learned to dance. if anyone has any idea of the exact date that phenomenon happened, let me know. i would like to declare it a national mf holiday. i have already convinced nikki that lance is not at all deserving of the #5 position on her list, ** this just in ** lance has moved to #4 on her list. don't worry, i will always be a revolving fan, but lance has been #1 for the last two weeks, so for me that is an event worth commenting on.

there is just too much i have to say on lance-a-licious, so i am gonna have to break him down part by part (please god, give me that opportunity..lol.)

the body....(breathe amy, breathe)

starting at the top.....his hair is mf dangerous. i don't think i have ever seen a haircut that gave me as many impure thoughts as this one. bedhead=sex me now.

the freckles. i think they are the most adorable thing i may have ever seen.

the eyes. do we even have to go there? i didn't think so.

the lips/tongue. i am censoring my comments on this section. you've seen em, use your own imagination, mine may just be too dirty for everyone's good.

the arms. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. he is buff. maaaad props to the wardrobe chick for puttin the blue beater on lance at every concert. we're not worthy, we're not worthy.

the abs. go check out *n the mix. watch when he puts on the wetsuit. watch it again. and again. six pack. yum.

the ass. all i know is that i would back that ass up in a heartbeat.

his other "attributes." he has given us ample photo ops to check out the fact that he is givin toby a run for his money.

now onto what he does with that body....OH...MY....GOD......have you seen him dance lately? i have had three mind altering lance discoveries in regards to his dancing abilites.

FTGWHE -- he violates that chair like nobody's business. and on the "girl you need to understand" thrust?!?!?!?! amy likey.

Bye Bye Bye -- you have got to be kiddin me. all i have to say is darren is my damn hero. this dance is just sex waiting to happen. all by itself. now throw lance in there, and that shit should be banned in all 50 states. DAT BOY GOOD. oh and check him out on the ama's during the words "now i've really come to see" yeah. i've come to see that i need to rewind that part 20 times.

Crazy for You -- i am so sorry that i can not provide this visual for all of you who did not witness it first hand, but oh jesus. believe me when i say it was mind altering. ashley and i were shrieking like 12 year olds. lance thrusts now. and he thrusts dayum good. trust me.

the voice. good hell. first of all....the boy should sing more. i got chills and they're multiplyin' and i'm losing control from hearing him sing on rosie. dear god, please let the boy have a solo on no strings that does not consist of the words girl, were, you, or alone. amen. and his speaking voice is well for lack of better words, sexy as hell. can you imagine the pillow talk with him? i can, and it is of the NC-17 XXX nature. ::shudder:: and he swears..shiiiiit. that is the mf cherry on top.

alright. that is about all the lance my little brain can handle right now. i am just gonna go back to my "happy" place now. it is my fantasy world filled with james lance bass, showers, and boxer briefs. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............