"jrt": Hi, whats your name?
$$: my name is ashley *cough bullshit cough*. and i am your number one fan.
$$: i know you must hear that a lot.
"jrt": not really *yeah whatever, the REAL jrt hears that shiznit all the time*
"jrt": Ashley is a pretty name
$$: OMG...THANKS! *i am in my teenybopper mindset here, so excuse me if i sound like an airhead half the time*
"jrt": Your Welcome *it should be you're not your, idiot. justin would know that, because he is smart...lol*
$$: is there anything that you would like to ask me? i feel like i have been asking you way too many questions.
"jrt": age? where are you from? and did you go to any concerts? if so Thank YOu
$$: OMG...JUSTIN! your new song just came on the radio. omg omg omg..i love this song. it is the best.*lol..could i type omg anymore?*
"jrt": Why, Thank You
$$: i loooooove the choreography.....i love the way you thrust. it is awesome. you are so captivating...
"jrt": Thank You *could you say any less "justin"?*
$$: i am 15 and i am from atlanta. i have been to 8 concerts. i sat in the front row the last time you were here. it used to be the best day of my life, but today takes the cake! *i am 23 and i am totally bullshittin here, uh except about the front row part*
"jrt": aww, your sweet. Thanks For going to our shows *yeah, i know that i am sweet, but just wait poser i can be evil too*
$$: i love your shows. they are the best thing about the group. i mean....i am gonna go to a bunch more during the new concert series!!!!!!!!!
"jrt": aww, thank You, and I hope it is good
$$: oh i know that it will be! all of you are so talented and i really think that god must have spent a little more time on all of you. y'all are my inspiration. *hahaha, i am such a bser*
"jrt": Thank You That means a lot since the legal problems came about
$$: how's the benz? when i am old enough to drive. .... i wanna get one. what kind of gas mileage do you get on that baby?
"jrt": it's fine. Really good *could you say any less about your precious little benz justy?*
"jrt": but a Ford Explorer is better than the benz *tip off number 102983473928471 that this is not justin*
$$: really? why didn't you get one of those then?
"jrt": heck I was 16 and wanted a german car cause they were cool
$$: i heard that everyone got a new tattoo in hawaii!!!! did it hurt? i wanna get one when i am old enough.....
"jrt": when the needle first goes in *i have a tattoo, and that is not when it hurts....trust me*
$$: yeah. that's what i heard. some of my older friends got them. my one friend got your name tattooed on her. *hahaha..if anyone is ever stupid enough to tattoo his name on themself, let me know..i will go and slap them*
"jrt": that flame almost did me in
$$: really? it hurt that bad? do you have 2 or 3 now?
"jrt": And we had a show that night, and were Chris and Joey are use to tattoos I could not dance
"jrt": 2 *is that your final answer? i'm sorry you are wrong...the correct answer is 3 asshead*
$$: i thought that the one you got in hawaii was your third... *"jrt" is going down, down, down, down*
"jrt": Chris and joey's *nice recovery...NOT*
$$: no..i thought that you have the flame with the jTr and then the japanese symbol and then the third one you got in hawaii...
$$: oh well...maybe i am wrong. * still stringing this ass along, they think they are gettin away with it....*
$$: soooo...how is the new video coming? is it done yet?
"jrt": I dont have JRT tattooed on me. *insert fits of hysterical laughter...RESEARCH PEOPLE....ITS CALLED RESEARCH.*
"jrt": which video? *omg...good one*
$$: you have JRT tattooed in the middle of your flames...you showed it to me at a meet and greet. and bye bye bye ...the new video. *"jrt" is starting to crack under the pressure*
"jrt": We are doing making the video Thurs.
$$: on mtv?
"jrt": and it aires next Mon *at least "jrt" got that one right....*
$$: ohhhh...some of my friends live in la and went to the video shoot. they said that it was cool.
$$: i can't wait for that video...can you tell me anything about it?
"jrt": that was the one for Germany,Us it is a surprise *i have one word for you...LIAR.*
$$: oh..cool. i love surprises.
$$: do you remember me from the meet and greet in las vegas? i had on a shirt that said i love justin...you said that you liked it and signed it for me.... *one i have never been to a meet and greet, two, i would never wear a shirt that says i love (insert name here)...i only wear DO ME shirts*
"jrt": Did you have brown hair?
"jrt": or blonde? *covering all the bases*
$$: omg omg omg omg..you remember me? *you remember me? coooool, cuz i wasn't there!!!*
$$: i have brown hair.
$$: its naturally curly just like yours.
"jrt": yeah, you were a sweet girl *that is so cool that he met me and thinks that i am sweet. moron. never met ya.*
"jrt": I hate my curly hair *i hate posers that can't pull it off*
$$: awwwww thanks! i love your hair. it is so beautiful.
"jrt": THank you
$$: you are sooooo welcome.
"jrt": I might surprise you tonight with it, I might go short and blonde *can't wait*
$$: really? that would be great. i can't wait to see you and the rest of the guys!!!!!
$$: so what is it like dating britney spears? is she as nice as she seems? *what i meant to say is...is she a total airhead biotch?*
"jrt": Im not dating her, we are just good friends, She is really nice and cares about everyone *cough, bullshit, cough*
$$: well...you used to date her back on the mouse club, at least. and i KNOW that you are only friends now, duh! you say that so much. i believe you!
"jrt": Ok! yeah we also dated in 97
"jrt": for a year and a half
$$: that is cool. i think you two make a cute couple. but i think we would make an even cuter couple!!!! *where in the hell do i come up with these cheezy lines?*
"jrt": yeah *see justin agrees, he's know that's i'm a fione piece of ass....lol*
"jrt": she is dating that guy from Boyzone
$$: i though it was from boys and girls united? robbie, right? *get it right retard*
"jrt": she did date him, now its a boyzone guy *are you sure you have your story straight now?*
$$: oooh..i didn't know that. thanks for clearin that up for me.
$$: hey justin ya know what?
"jrt": what?
$$: YOU ARE A FUCKIN POSER. I AM CALLIN YOUR ASS OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW JACK SHIT ABOUT "BEING" JUSTIN AND BASICALLY YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME. I HAVE BEEN FUCKIN WITH YOU, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE DAMN ANSWERS. BITCH BOY.
$$: no catchy comeback for me?
$$: yeah...you know that you have been called out "jrt"...i wouldnt respond either.
$$: there was a time when i used to "pose" as justin and i was a hell of a lot better at it than you.
$$: if you would like to have a normal conversation, then you can write me back....
$$: but don't even try to pretend that you are justin. it is not even worth it. you may be able to fool some peeps, but not me.
