Switching Roles
We all know NSync like the back of our hands by now. They've been swooning us since at LEAST July of 1998 (Disney Concert), if not even longer. Their quirks and insecurities are pretty blatant to any hard core NSync fan. But what if we didn't really know them at all? What if Chris was the "serious one"? Here are the never before seen bios of NSync, the boyband you never knew. Cue "Twilight Zone" music
Christopher
"The Serious Caretaker"
Full Name: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
Age: 28
Hobbies: Reading John Grisham novels, Yoga, Grooming orchids
Status: Married with 2 children
How it all started: "My clothing company, The Sophisticated Gentleman, needed male models. Justin and JC both came in looking for the position. But unfortunately, Justin was too young and JC was too spastic. He couldn't stand still long enough to take a picture. But I did hear them sing a cappella to each other in a bathroom stall while I was taking a piss and was amazed by their vocal talents. I knocked on the door, they let me in, and the rest is history. Now how Lance and Joey are in the group, is still a mystery to me.
Jayceee
"The Carefree Rebel"
Full Name: Joshua Scott Chasez
Age: 23
Hobbies: Mooshing stuff around, selling crack on the MIDDLE upper class side of Orlando, not flossing daily, running with scissors, generally being cRaZy
Status: "Screwing random hoes in white tank tops."
About his childhood: "I grew up in a rural part of Maryland, you know. My buddies and I would go out at night and make bombs with pipes and stuff. Stuff like that was fun to us. Music was just like, you know, something else and stuff. It wasn't really a big part of my life. I could sing and do one hell of a running man, but who knew it'd be earning me millions?"
Jimmy
"The Hearthrob"
Full Name: James "Jimmy" Lance Bass
Age: 20
Hobbies: Bench pressing, Curl Ups, Push Ups, Ripping wife beaters in two, Thrusting, Listening to East coast rap, "just kickin' it"
Status: A FREE Agent, baby
On being the favorite: "I don't consider myself as HOT. More like... SEXY. Yeah. MAD Sexy. All the guys in the group should really be paying me extra becuase a majority of the babes that come to our shows just come to see me thrust and do erotic things with my adam's apple. I suggested a $1000 per thrust, so it's in the works right now. I really don't think that's asking too much. C'mon now, hook a brotha up."
Justin
"The Shy, Timid One"
Full Name: Justin Randall Timberlake
Age: 19
Hobbies: Managing a small cafe, writing poetry and short stories, horseback riding, being from Tennessee
Status: Dating Melissa Joan Hart from "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"
When NSync argues:"Man, I HATE it when we fight. It's rare when we do, but boy does it get nasty. Once, JC walked by Chris's bunk and accidentally knocked over a pillow. All heck broke loose. They were cussing all over the place! It was pretty nuts. We ended up staying up until 10:30!!! at NIGHT! to reslove it all. Usually I steer clear of everything that's going on. I don't like to stir any conflict or anything. I mean, can't we all just get along?"
Joseph
"The Religious Virgin"
Full Name: Joseph Anothony Fatone
Age: 23
Hobbies: Working with teen ministries, knitting Bible cases, giving abstinece talks at local churches
Status: Waiting for the right girl to marry
On why he's going to wait: "Sex is a huge commitment. It's a very special, intimate experience that should be between 2 people and 2 people only. When I hear about young people my age having sex, especially unprotected sex, it breaks my heart. I've chosen to wait simply because it's the right thing to do. I mean, sure there are temptations. But nothing I can't handle."
JC is adopted (take him home)
