Howie came out of the closet so now we really are the Backdoor Boys.

Nick likes Snackie Cakes more than Joey.

Not *NSYNC, but maybe we will sell a lot because their name is on it.

Serious Music, by Serious Artists.

We might be married, but we will still sleep with you.

Searching for a personality: the skirt chronicles.

We don't collaborate because even talented people can't help us.

Get your own identity - YES PLEASE?

Double CD - we did it first.

COPYWRITE, PATENT, and LEGALLY BOUND.

5 Ugly white boys trying to sell a POS album.

We have boyband hair - does that count?

Midget, Pudgy, Homo, Body Art, and their sidekick Mr. Personality wearing a skirt.

Max Martin's album sung by the BSB

We got married and we still can't get out.

Our new clothing line: FatManNickie.

My tattoo is bigger than your tattoo.

Nick guest stars on: 7th Hemmeroid.

Nick ate the member who could sing...

BSB minus AJ, he's currently using his other personality.

In need of a cute one, cuz ours is fat and ugly now.

Cause 2 of us are from Kentucky.

Please donate to our charity: Save the Whales.

I married for the money - Kevin doesn't have a personality.

I dream of Justin.

*NSYNC Wannabe's.

We want it any way we can get it.

The other guys think I'm sexual - do you?

We are *NSYNC, minus the looks, the dancing, and the voices.

We can't dance, We can't sing - but Fatima can.

Back-up dancers R Us.

We flew first: STOP COPYING US.

24 tracks - at least one MIGHT be good.

Britney won't sleep with us, so we are waiting to hear back from Hoku.

Aaron likes *NSYNC better than his own brother's group.

Don't drink and ink - you will look like AJ.

Free perms from Howie if you purchase 2 or more albums.

$2 off of every album goes to the Buy Kevin A Life fund.

Warning: may cause severe brain damage....or may cause severe Brian damage (that's why he's so short.)

Puberty sucks, and so does this album.

Attn: this CD comes with numerous bright shirts, pathetic dance moves, and a plethera of shitty videos.

BSB+vocal coach=a vast improvement.

The next tour: BSB opens for *NSYNC.

BSB opens for Innosense - Lynn Harless likes to work with her sons rivals.

We stood up children's hospital TWICE...but we still want you to buy this.

We have to do 5 more of these?