Gloria's Fiesta: A Review
$$'s here, and I am gonna be doing this review as I am watching whatever the title of this is. So you will be getting the commentary in real time. That way, I won't be able to filter my thoughts, so beware that it will be totally random and rambling. I will just call it "Gloria Trying to Recapture Her Youth" TV special.
I love her turquoise leather outfit. On ME, not on her.
As much as I don't want to admit it, I knew every word to every song she sang in that medely. ::hangs head in shame::
Was that Rosie? Yep, it was. When did she become Latin? Better question, when did she learn to play the congo?
OK, I am so confused, YO NO COMPRENDO ESPANOL GLORIA. Shit, those 4 years of high school Spanish did nothing for me.
Oooh, costume change. OK, I am liking that dress too in that "it's kinda ugly, in a cool way."
The backup dancers stole their hats from Lou Bega.
Oh Lord. Marc Anthony. Maybe if my radio station stopped playing his two songs on heavy rotation I could tolerate him. Then again, maybe not.
His backup singers have on really cute crocheted shirts though.
God, I need to hit mute on my TV.
Ewwwww you can see through his pants. Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. Something I wish I hadn't noticed.
His teeth are worse than JC's.
Thank God the song is over.
OH SHIT. *NSYNC looks hot in that two second clip they showed. LOL. Good thing I didn't poke my eyes out over that Marc Antony pants thing.
Comercial, comercial, comercial.....OK, enough already.
Comin Out of the Dark....OK, enough already. Hey Gloria, do you see the light? see the light? see the light? see the light? Is it shining on you? shining on you? shining on you? shining on you?
Great another commercial break. They really know how to milk this shit.
OK. The commercial for Jesus is on. Isn't that the guy from Clueless? Rollin with the homies, rollin with the homies....LOL
LORD, just bring on *NYSNC already. Enough small talk with Jose'.
Good hell, get an interpreter in here please? I'd like to know what the hell they are saying as I am waiting for *NSYNC to make their appearance.
Oh thank you. Bring them on!
AHHHHHH. LANCE IN A MESH SHIRT WITH A BEATER. SHIT THAT IS HOT.
I applaud them on their clothing selections. Very niiice.
Wait, I just saw Joey's shirt.
That studio is awesome. Looks like they moved out of the warehouse mf Pearlman kept them in.
JC cracking out on the drums. Way to not let us down. An appearance is not complete without a crack attack.
Justy's little pose at the end is friggin adorable.
Christo wet. I think I like that. Yep, I like that. Definately.
Commercial.
Say NO to that last outfit Gloria.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Is *NSYNC gonna be on again? LOL.
Can they give me subtitles? Something? ANYTHING? YO NO COMPRENDO LA MUSICA.
Where's Ricky? Where's Enrique?
Commercial again....damn, I guess CBS has got to get PAID MAN.
I love "Turn the Beat Around". I still like the original better, but its a really good song nonetheless.
Well, I just spent the last hour watching this for all 3 seconds of *NSYNC. Damn, I AM pathetic.
The End.
THANK YOU SHERI!!! Upon mah girl Sheri's request for me to watch Bye Bye Bye again, and watch JUSTIN during the line "leave and make it alone" I give this appearance two very big thumbs up. Thank you Justin for full on grabbing your crotch, and thank you again Sheri for pointing that out to me. Hours of rewinding pleazzzzzzzure.

JC is adopted (take him home)