Money, Money, Money, Money
Money, Money, Money, Money
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
I'd pay a million to make him smile like that! *wink wink*
Here are a few things that we the editors learned from watching Lancers on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire...
Chewing gum is a HUGE sexual turn on.
Woo Hoo is the ONLY thing you can say after a correct answer.
Lance should not play with his lips like that. We like it a little too much.
We want to rape Lance's hair.
Sitting back in a chair with his legs spread open should be outlawed in all 50 states.
He needs to pay better attention in his music history classes.
He is such a momma's boy.
Lance does not have "fast" fingers. Hmmmmmm...makes ya think.
Here are questions we think Lance should have answered...
How many girls has Joey slept with?
A: None, Joey is a virgin
B: Only 3 (today)
C: 98,483
D: Even a mathamatician can't count that highWhat qualities do you look for in a girlfriend?
A: They must have their own TGIF sit-com
B: Innocent
C: Legal
D: I don't like girls
When did you get so hot?
A: October/November 1999
B: When I stopped curling my hair
C: When I learned how to dance
D: When I stole Justin's hot pills
What is JC really on?
A: Crack
B: Metabolife
C: "STUFF"
D: A Space Cowboy high
What is wrong with Justin's toe?
A: It is the only part of him not surgically altered
B: It happened in a freak dancing accident
C: There is nothing "wrong", I think it's sexy
D: Britney sucked on it too hard in a kinky sex act and now it is messed up for life
Why did Christo cut the dreads?
A: Busta thought it was a chew toy
B: Danielle told him to
C: He realized that pineapples are not cool
D: He wanted to be hot too
Do you "Digitally Getdown"?
A: Yes
B: No
C: Maybe
D: Only with JC
Why is *NSYNC obsessed with puppets?
A: We like to be tied up
B: Because BSB thought of it first
C: We like to play with dolls
D: We ran out of songs with the word "CrAzY" in them, so strings were the next best thing
What is your favorite pastime?
A: Staring at Justin because he is so beautiful
B: Horseback riding
C: Reading my bible
D: Drinking gin and tonics
What are you gonna miss most about your last tour?
A: Raping black folding chairs
B: JC conducting the invisible orchestra during "Drive Myself Crazy"
C: Basketball jerseys with velvet pants and a black leather jacket
D: Wearing the fro, sometimes girls mistook me for Justin
What would you say is Justin's best attribute?
A: His fro
B: His ass
C: His beat-boxing
D: His naked "shake-it dance"
Where are you originally from?
A: Laurel, Mississippi
B: Clinton, Mississippi
C: Mi-crooked letter-crooked letter-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-i-hump back-hump back-i
D: I-hump back-hump back-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-i-crooked letter-crooked letter-im
What was JC thinking about when he wrote "Space Cowboy"?
A: Colonizing the moon
B: Writing a song that makes no sense
C: A scheme to get Left Eye to pay attention to him
D: He wasn't thinking
What is the meaning of your Chinese symbol tattoo?
A: RIP Toby
B: I want to be the cute blonde one
C: I love my mother
D: I don't remember because I was drunk when I got it.
LANCE IS MF HOT, AND THAT IS OUR FINAL ANSWER.
JC is adopted (take him home)