JC:Indiana Jones meets Freddy Krueger. What the hell was that hat he was wearing? Leather is only good below the neck. We think that Lonnie got pissed about his attire and decided to rip up the back of his coat in an attempt to get it off of him. We hope that lightening bolt across his chest struck him in the head and made him think that the outfit he was wearing was cool, otherwise we are all in big trouble. Jerome hooked him up with some good shit that night, and he passed it out to the rest of the guys apparently.
Christo: Fumanskeeto must be going downhill, if Christo decided he needed to shop in the Old Navy women's department for his bucket hat. We never thought that we would like a white t-shirt so much, but that is the only thing that is semi-acceptable on him. Those jeans would have been cool, on US. And he must have had a little collabo with JC in bracelet making 101...lesson 1: Macaroni braclets...lesson 2: Uses for aluminum foil. And hey, stop tye-dying your shirts on the bus guys, its not cool..forreal.
Joey: Joey went shopping in the Britney Spears Milk Ad Closet for his shirt. Bedazzling EVERYTHING is getting a little bit tired guys, really it is. Joey's dad must have let him borrow his "lucky" denim jacket from 1977....Joe Sr. got Phyllis into bed by wearing that jacket..and you know how that story ends. Poor Joey is getting tackier by the second...we need to stop the clock before it gets even worse.
Lance: Go Lance. Thank God one of them looked in the mirror before going out that night. We love Lance, we love Lance, we love Lance.
Justin: And the award for the most hideous outfit of the night goes to...Mr. Timberlake, himself. What the hell was he thinking? Where to begin....Justin's hair would be cute on.....Coolio...no wait take that back...it would still be ugly. Justin has been shopping in Britney's closet lately, where in the hell else would he have picked up those tacky ass women's pants and bedazzled shirt under...the 1965 black ruffle shirt?!?!?!!? We think the baby blue polyester suit that went with it was at the dry cleaners....The only decent item was his black shoes. Yep, that's it. Nice shoes.
JC: Does the word transvestite come to mind? Hey "C"....lace is not your color. Wonder if he is wearing the matching lace panties? We think that JC had that serpent on his pants as a little reminder that his is always showing on public appearances. The highlight of his outfit were the black tank top (should have stopped there) and the hair....why in the hell didn't he take that hat off sooner? JC needs to tell Bobbee to put out or get out, cuz we are sick of seeing him with a loaded gun.
Christo: JAIL BREAK! Lance helped Christo out with the makeup techniques. We let that shit slide once for TV guide....but NO MORE. Like the vest, like the jeans...don't like them together. Overall, definately not the WORST.
Joey: This is just bad. Since Joey had fluctuating weigh gains and losses, he decided to just cut the front of his pants and attach elastic so they don't end up looking like his khakis on *NSYNC Live. He borrowed Chad from 2ge+her's burgandy shiny shirt...maybe that's why he is clapping so hard out in the audience after the *NSYNC performance.
Lance: Once again, he checked the mirror, he's lookin fly. The suspenders were unnecessary, but all in all, not bad.
Justin: Good hell. 19 year old average boy, meets Coolio, meets Kid Rock, meets the bedazzling avenger. What up with the skin color shirt underneath? This was just hideous....there are not words in the English language that describe how awful this is. The only redeeming quality was that the bandanna matched perfectly, then again....its scary that the bandanna matched perfectly. Note to Self: Do not use vest as prop.
AND IN CLOSING...POP GOES THE WEASEL.
