*NSYNC's Tour Names:

Year 2050

Now a days everybody wanna talk.....We have recently heard a lot of people talkin smack about *NSYNC's career coming to a screeching halt and about them droppin like it's hot...to quote Juvenile. We think that we will never be that lucky. They will be FMU for years to come. Christo says that we need to get used to them being around for a LONG TIME....so, here are some suggestions for their Tour Names in 2050....

Here We Go, One More Time, Our Hip Replacement's Feeling Fine

God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On Our Dentures.

Puppets Are Still Cool After All These Years...Right?

No Dicks Attached...Cuz We Can't Get Em Up No Mo.

Toby's dead, and We're On Our Way to Join Him

Bring in Da Noise, But We Will Still Have to Turn Our Hearing Aids Up

We Still Look Good in Leather

My Mother Still Rules My Life From the Grave

No Need to Get Excited For Joey, Cuz He Can't Get Excited Now

The Strings Are Still Not Attached, and Neither Are Our Teeth

We Just Got Paid Again, and Bought These Diamond and Platinum Walkers

Hair Plugs Attached

It's Tearin Up My Heart (Attack)

I Need Love, and My Arthritis Meds

Justin Needs Car #1,939 So We Had To Go Back On Tour

Now That Gloria's Dead, We Won't Have to Collaborate With Her Again, Whew!

I Drive Myself Crazy, But I Don't Remember Why Anymore

Space Cowboy STILL Makes No Sense

Digital Getdown, But We Can't Get Back Up

I Just Wanna Be With You, But the Viagra Doesn't Work

We Need The Flying Harnesses to Help Us Out of Our Wheelchairs

Everything I Own (Is Now Considered Antique)

I Thought She Knew....But Maybe I Forgot To Tell Her...What Was I Saying?

It's Gonna Be Me and My New Toupe

Our Necklaces Gave Us Back Problems

Eminem Wanted Us Dead Back In 2000, He Will Be Gettin His Wish Soon

Here We Gooooo...AGAIN

Just Got Paid So We Can Go Buy More Geritol

Bye Bye Bye To Our Memory...Bye Bye Bye To Our Memory...Bye Bye Bye To Our Memory

It Makes Me Ill, But Then Again What Doesn't?

For the Girl Who Has Everything, We Bought You A Burial Plot Next To Ours

We Can't Walk, But We Still Get Ass

For Those Of You Who STILL Don't Know What Acapella Is, Chris Will Beat You With His Cane

So Justin's Mom (God Rest Her Soul) Came Up With the Name *NSYNC...You See..If You Take The Last Letter....

Hi! We're *NSY....CLEAR!!!!!!!

Justin Still Can't Decide What To Do With His Hair Even Though He Is Bald

Denim, Leather, Turtlenecks, and Adult Undergarnments

I Need Love, And Someone To Change My Depends

JC is adopted (take him home)