by Rae
Disclaimer: All of the X-Files characters (Mulder, Scully, Krycek, Frohike) don't belong to me. They belong to Chris Carter and 1013 Productions. Team Rocket and the Pokemon aren't mine either. =)
Time: 12:30 p.m.
Place: Mulder's office
Scene opens with Mulder eating his lunch…
Mulder- Oh yeah gotta love my de-licious sunflower seeds! They have many uses. (Makes catapult out of pencils and starts firing seeds around the room) Fire one! Fire two! (Scully walks in)
Scully- Mulder what on earth…?
Mulder- Fire three! (Seed hits Scully) Uh-oh.
Scully- Yeah Mulder you better "Uh-oh" because one of these days I am going to POUND you! You are so CHILDISH and annoying!
Mulder- Um…sorry. (Frohike bursts in with a contraption)
Frohik- Oops am I here at a wrong time? Why does the lovely Agent Scully look so pissed off? (Scully glares) Never mind, don't answer that. (Presents contraption) I have come here to present the latest invention from LG Incorporated!
Scully- LG Incorporated? I don't want to know…
Frohike- Lone Gunmen Incorporated. Now presenting the new and improved time travel machine! Not only can you travel through time, but you can also transport people right to this office! Pretty cool huh?
Mulder- Awesome! I can locate aliens with this!
Frohike- Mulder sometimes you are too weird. Well I have to go for a LG meeting. I'll be back in a few hours. Watch the time machine for me. (Leaves)
Mulder- Yes! It's time for some fun!
Scully- God help me. (Krycek bursts in)
Krycek- Oh Romeo I am here!
Mulder- Ack! (Ducks behind desk)
Krycek- Come out come out wherever you are!
Scully- Ahhhh this place is turning into a screwed up fun house!
Krycek- Fun? Nothing is fun without Mulder! (Looks behind desk) Ah ha! I found you!
Mulder- Noooooo! This can't be!
Scully- (sits) Shut up both of you!
Krycek- Come one Mulder. Let's go swimming.
Mulder- No way. I am going to play with the time machine and find aliens!
Krycek- Oooooooh can I watch?
Mulder- Well I don't really want…I mean…
Scully- Mulder…
Mulder- Oh fine. Go stand by Scully so you won't get in the way. (Krycek stands by Scully)
Krycek- Yippee!
Mulder- Now let's look up "aliens" in the directory of the machine. (Browses) Yes I think I found one!
Scully- Yeah I am soooo sure.
Krycek- Who is it?
Mulder- No name, but it says that he thinks he is an alien, so maybe he is. I'm gonna beam him in! (Presses button and a Mr. Gustafson appears)
Mr. Gustafson- And I know that chapter one of history is always boring, but we have to do it, and HEY! This is not my history class…(Mulder grabs tape recorder)
Mulder- State your name please.
Mr. Gustafson- I'm Mr. Gustafson.
Mulder- Are you an alien?
Mr. Gustafson- Well I think I am. Hey you are Fox Mulder! And you're Dana Scully! And you're Krycek! From the X-Files! My favorite TV show! Where's the Cigarette Smoking Man?
Scully- What the…
Krycek- You mean that I am a TV star? Yes! I always knew that I was made for Hollywood!
Mulder- A TV show? (Speaks into recorder) This guy is definatly an alien. He has to be from another dimension because I know that I am definatly not a TV star. I mean I am too monotone to act, and… oh forget it. I need to know more about this alien!
Meanwhile back in World History Class at AHS-
Rae- Hey where did Mr. Gustafson go?
Cally- I have no clue. One minute he was telling us that he was an alien, and the next minute he disappeared.
Loa- He must really be…
Rae/Cally/Loa- An alien!
Rae- No more teacher in the classroom…
Loa- Yup and we all know what that means…
Cally- Independent! All right!
Scene reverts back to Mulder's office.
Mr. Gustafson- I can't believe this! It's the real 'I want to believe' poster! I wish I had a camera! And the nameplate on the desk says Fox Mulder, and…the sunflower seeds! I need to have some!
Scully- Is this guy for real?
Mulder- So Mr. Gustafson…how do you know that you are an alien?
Mr. Gustafson- I just know I am. Ever since I was born I knew that I was an alien.
Mulder- Tell us more.
Mr. Gustafson- No. Telling you more would mean having to reveal more of my alien secrets.
Mulder- What do you aliens want with us?
Mr. Gustafson- That's confidential. Ask the Cigarette Smoking Man. There is one thing that I want though…
Krycek- Ahhhhh he's gonna kill us. Mulder save me!
Scully- Here we go again…(Mr. Gustafson gives them all a weird look)
Mr. Gustafson- All I wanted was your autographs. You are my idols!
Mulder- Oh that's all? Well…ok! (Mulder, Scully, and Krycek sign autographs) Well I guess we should send you back now.
Mr. Gustafson- Thanks. This was a great experience. Next time I'll bring my class and we'll prove to them that I'm an alien.
Scully- That's nice. Ok Mulder send him away. (Mulder presses button and Mr. Gustafson disappears)
Scene goes to World History class at AHS.
Mr. Gustafson- I'm back! Now where were we? (Notices class is gone) Where did they all go? Oh I know. My colony abducted them while I was gone. (Looks up) Good work guys!
Back at Mulder and Scully's office…
Krycek- I'm famous! That guy wanted my autograph!
Scully- That was a little strange.
Mulder- He was definatly an alien. Let's see what other aliens there are. (Browses directory) Team Rocket? That sounds alienish! Let's beam them here now! (Presses button)
Scully- Oh no not again! (There is a beam of light and voices are heard)
Jesse- To protect the world from devastation…
James- To unite all peoples within our nation…
Jesse- To denounce the evils of truth and love…
James- To extend our reach to the stars above…
Jesse- Jesse!
James- James!
Jesse- Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James- Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth- Meowth! That's right!
Krycek- Ahhhhhh! They're scary.
James- Give us all your Pokemon!
Scully- Poke-what?
Jesse- Don't be stupid. You know what we're talking about.
Krycek- Poke your man? Mulder come here!
Mulder- No way! (Gets tape recorder and presses RECORD)
Jesse- These three are total ignoramuses! They're worse then you James.
James- Hey!
Mulder- Ok we've got your names…Jesse and James. Hey I rhymed! Anyway, are you aliens?
Jesse- What?
James- Huh?
Meowth- Hello! Wake up! No we are not aliens. We're here for your Pokemon. Got it? Good!
Mulder- (speaks into recorder) A talking cat. The guy has blue hair. They are definatly aliens.
Meowth- Jesse! James! Let's get their Pokemon!
Jesse- Right! Ekans! (Ekans, a snake Pokemon, appears)
Ekans- Ekans!
James- Koffing, go! (Koffing, a poison gas Pokemon, appears)
Koffing- Koffing!
Krycek- (Jumps on desk) Eeeeek! A snake a snake! Get it away! Shoo snaky shoo!
Mulder- (speaks into recorder) They have monsters. Aliens, definatly aliens. Yes!
James- Koffing poisonous gas attack!
Koffing- Koffing! (Sprays poison gas)
Scully- This is disgusting! It smells worse then Cigarette Man's cigarettes!
Jesse- (To Krycek) Give me your Pokemon or I'll let Ekans take care of you!
Krycek- Not the snake! Please not the snake!
Meowth- (To Scully) Hello, you look like you could use a cat like me for company (Jumps on her lap)
Scully- No I don't think so you freak of a feline! (Throws Meowth off and across the room)
Meowth- Damn! Meowth that's wrong!
James- (To Mulder) Ok recorder-boy, Give me your Pokemon, and you won't get hurt.
Mulder- I don't have any…
James- Koffing!
Jesse- Ok Ekans give this dodo a hint that we want his Pokemon!
Krycek- Nooooooo! I'm too young and pretty to die!
Scully- ENOUGH!!! (All are quiet) This is ridiculous! You Rocket fruitcakes have turned my office into a zoo! You are worse than Mulder! I'm sending you back now! (Goes over to machine and pushes button)
Jesse/James/Meowth- Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off againnnnnn (They disappear)
Mulder/Krycek- Our hero!
Scully- As always. Why am I always the one to bail you out of trouble?
Mulder- (sings) We love you Scully, oh yes we do. We love you Scully, and we'll be true. When you're not with us, we're blue. Oh Scully we love you, oh yes we do!
Krycek- No! I love you, Mulder.
Mulder- Oh no, not again. (Frohike comes in)
Frohike- Did I come at a bad time? (Sees the totally destroyed office) What happened? Did you have fun with my machine?
Scully- Don't go there.
Krycek- There was an alien and a snaky and I got scared!
Frohike- (Gives Krycek a weird look) Mulder you found aliens? Congratulations! I guess I'll let you have the machine so that you can keep in contact with them.
Scully- Oh no you don't! (Takes machine and throws it at Frohike) Take the evil machine and get out!
Frohike- But…
Scully- Now! (Runs at him)
Frohike- No don't kill me! (Runs out with Scully right behind him)
Mulder- At least she'll get her stress out on him instead of me. Now I have to clean this mess…
Krycek- Alone at last, Muldy-poo. We can clean the office together. We'll have so much fun!
Mulder- On second thought…Scully wait for me! (Runs out of office)
Scene closes with Krycek standing in the office moping.
Krycek- Next time, Mulder. I'll get you someday!
(To be continued??? We hope not!) =P
