- Are we there yet?
- Look! You can see that fat construction worker's crack! Take a picture!
- The Name Game: Guys, stop making up names like Eisenhower.
- Evita isn't a real person, she's a character!
- Not everyone can be a 2nd grade genius like you, Arianna.
- Your hamster is dead Giselle.
- Who the heck is Mimi (Mime)?
- Bernie and Joey sittin' in a tree...
- I love you, Pippin!
- Look, it's Elian!
- Hey, Yoko, there's your John Lennon.
- Nice skirt
- It's a kilt.
- Do your hamsters tell you to get up at 5 in the morning to do crunches?
- I'm not touching that with a 10 ft. pole.
- Quick, let's get out of here before they make us stay! (at Music Man)
- And we go marching off to the battlefield, la la la la...
- Can we have your autograph Pippin?
- Come on, say something Pippin-y.
- It's a big pineapple I tell you!
- Singing a love song: la la la la la
- I didn't draw a design on my chest to attract attention to my cleavage.
- Look at the white guys trying to dance!
- Stop touching my back!
