8 YEARS OF AGE
My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot.
12 YEARS OF AGE
My mother dosen't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE
Naturally, Mother dosen't know that either.
16 YEARS OF AGE
Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE
That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE
Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE
Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE
Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE
Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
Real Mothers don't eat quiche,
they don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils
are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors,
filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried playdough
dosen't come out of shag carpet.
Real Mothers don't want to know what
the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask "why me?"
and get their answer when a little voice says
"because I love you best."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not
measured by height or years or grade.
It is marked by the progression of Mama
to Mommy to Mom!!