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The Breakup
Eww you think to yourself.
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is such a dirtball. You can't believe you actually are going out with
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It's time for a breakup, you decide. You decided to write
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a letter.
Dear
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:
I,
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,regret to inform you that our relationship is over. Why? You ask. Here are my reasons in no particular order:
You smell like
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.
You have the personality of a
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.
You kissed
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, while we were still together.
I
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forgave you because you said it was a dare.
It wasn't.
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saw you at the movies with
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yesterday.
You ride a
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old bike, instead of driving a car.
You're 21!
You called me
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. That is obviously not my name.
We haven't gone anywhere in
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weeks.
I've been going out with your best friend for about 4 weeks now.
Love,
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