You might be asking yourself, 'What is a Dixon Vixen and how did it all come about?' Fans in the TYR universe began to branch out into groups according to their favorite riders (Buckettes, Jimmyholics, and Kidettes just to name a few) and yours truly hopped on the bandwagon (do you know how hard it is trying to find something that sounds even remotely like Noah or Dixon?). There really aren't any perks in belonging to this group (so everyone who thought they were going to get free stuff---sorry for ya!), but hey, you get to be associated with *me* and Noah. What more can you ask for??
I (and you are?) swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Wait...that's not the right one.
I (that's your cue) swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky. And I swear---
Whoops...I gotta get rid of that All-4-One cd.
*AHEM*
I (what's your name again?)swear to live up to the standards presented by Noah Dixon, which include but are not limited to, moral uprightness, the quest for justice, and the ability to form witty comebacks for insults or general acts of stupidity by others. Furthermore, I will never go one day without working the word bootylicious into everyday conversation. Finally, and most importantly, I will remember to show kindness to the fans of those 'other riders', poor misguided souls that they are.