New Years Resolution!
NSYNC'S PROMISE FOR THE NEW YEARS



JUSTIN: For 2001 I promise to change my favorite color to black and not baby blue. I promise to cuss more fans out if they ever refer to any other member being "cuter than me". I promise to come out the closet with JC and me. I promise to practice more Public Display of Affections with JC. I promise to take my pants off on stage. I promise to act more ghetto. That's if for 2001 gotta save some for 2002.


JOEY: I promise to not act so stupid, I promise to try and steal some solos, I promise to frown a little more, I hope to steal some more fans from Justin.I hope to pay my child support on time. I promise not to flirt too much, I promise to learn more cheezy pick up lines, I promise to cut my meals from 15 to at least 10 a day. I promise to keep my natural hair color for the year. I promise not to do my Bobby's voice while doing an interview. I promise to do more knock knock jokes with Lance and make stupid faces at the camera.


CHRIS: I promise to learn more stupid corny jokes, I will grow taller, I promise to take my arthritis medication more often, I promise to get Grandma more funnel cakes. I promise to get the hell away from these guys, I promise to kill each member of the group cept Joey cause around him I don't feel stupid and he laughs at my jokes even if he doesn't get it. I promise to be seen in public with my wife and two kids. I promise to move as far away as I possibly can from these morons. Last I promise to act my real age.

LANCE: I promise to let everyone know I'm from Mississippi. I promise to confess my love for the founder of C 4 J (hehehe). I promise to learn to dance some more. I promise to continue stealing Justin's fans. I promise to steal at least some solos. I promise to not shop at Victoria Secret, I promise to not call Avon as often. I promise to not chase Justin around the hotel rooms. I promise to stop writing love letters to Joey. I promise to announce that I'm really GAY. I promise to tell the secret of what it takes to have the perfect eye brows. I promise not to pinch Justin's butt on stage anymore, instead I will pinch Joey's.


JOSHUA: I promise to sleep more in 2001. I promise to confess my love for Justin. I promise to let everyone know that Digital Getdown is really about the times Justin and I spend with each other. I promise to not be so cheap. I will not buy only a hambuger happy meal but I'll get cheese on it. I promise to put super instead of regular gas in my Jeep Cherokee. I promise to kick Bobbie to the curb. I promise to let everyone know what is really poking through my pants. Finally I promise to write a follow up to Digital Getdown. *


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