AND WHAT THEY REALLY GOT FOR CHRISTMAS
LANCE: If it's Justin, thanks for that special night in the hotel. It was worth waking up to see you beside me, I know it wasn't because you're sick and under the influence of some medication you know you really wanted to be there with oh Christmas wish right. You guys all I want is a gift certificate no less than 200 to Victoria Secret.
WHAT THEY REALLY GOT!!!!
LANCE: JC pulled his name and gave him a two dollars gift certificate to Victoria Secret protesting he saw two dollars and not two hundred dollars.
JUSTIN: LANCE gave him a restraining order that was issued in NEW GUINEA and it's not valid in the United States of America.
JC: JOEY told him he would tell his girlfriend that JC was cheating on her with the webmaster of C 4 J :-) Nsync Humor Page and he agreed to back up that story.
JOEY: Justin got him a how to not be a dummy for Dummies book along with a matching how to frown when insulted for Dummies book. Joey was happy for it.
ONCE AGAIN NO ONE SAID ANYTHING BUT THEY WERE MORE HAPPY WITH THEIR GIFTS THIS YEAR THAN LAST YEAR.
Once again Nsync was sitting at the compound with absolutely nothing to do. They decided that they wanted the Christmas off to really think about their presents for each other. Joey decided that after surfin the web he came across C 4 J and decided that he was gonna take that idea of having them tell what they wanted for Christmas this year and put it in a hat and each pick one name. THIS IS WHAT THEY WROTE!!
CHRIS: IF you're Joey Put my name back in the hat I can't handle all these dogs. If you're JC please don't buy my present from the Thrift Store. If you're Justin dude for the last time I don't want Britney. If you're Lance dude I'm not gay so enough with the Gay Mag subscriptions. All I want for Christmas is to be away from ya'll.
JUSTIN: Dear Santa if you're disguised as Chris this year put me on your naughty list cause you suck. If you're JC more solos would be appreciated and if you're LANCE I want a Restraining Order Against You. If you're JOEY dude I need to register for your how to be a Player Class...you see Britney is still holding out and I don't know what's her problem she won't let me hit it. I buy her diamonds I buy her pearls she won't uuuuuum back to Christmas sorry Santa I am a good boy this year. Please get me what I want I'll put out extra milk and cookies just for you.
JC: Hello hello I'm JC of Nsync and this is what I would like for Christmas. I wish I could have my own studio in my room. I don't want a house I'm too cheap to pay the mortgage. I don't want a new car I like my cherokee and again I'm too cheap to pay for it. I want you to get rid of my girlfriend cause she's costing too much to maintain come on now I'm only one man I can't afford to be buying for her and myself when I go to Mcdonalds it's not like I can afford two happy meals. I would go to Wendy's 99 cent's menu but that's too expensive.
JOEY: Hey guys it's me Joey you know the guy that sings with you. Yeah you know Joey from Nsync ok ok. I want for Christmas to not be dumb for a whole year. I need to find out what's the secret for not being dumb. Girls take advantage of me cause I act dumb and it started out as out an act but then it turned into me being dumb. I can't help that I smile all the time but inside I'm crying and I have feelings too. But if that don't work lots of hotties will be fine.
CHRIS FROM ALL THE GUYS: They gave him a boat with enough gas in it to send him to the middle of Lake Okeechobee (for ya'll who don't know it's the big body of water in the middle of Florida if you look at a map of it.).