My New Friend

Today was a good day. "Why," you ask. Because today I made a new friend. Well, I actually met my friend yesterday when I tried to hit him. Oh, wait, I guess I should tell you my friend is a fly. Some people may think I'm crazy for calling a housefly my friend, but you know what, he came back even after I tried to swat him.

Today, while I was scanning what seemed like an endless line of groceries at work, my friend entertained me by flying circles around my head in a display of flight expertise. And then he hopped from customer to customer undetected, making fun of them as they went along their way.

Yep, he's a great friend. I mean, sure he landed on me to throw up on my arm in an attempt to eat my skin, but hey, friendship is about give and take, isn't it?

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