No template, which would wind up being longer than this silly snippet. Jim and Blair belong to Petfly. Pffui, I say!
“Top, Chief.”
“Bottom, Jim.”
“I don’t do it that way. I never do it that
way!”
“Well, don’t you think it’s time for a change?”
Jim scowled at his lover. “I like it better on the
top!”
“Would you at least please try it the other way. If
it’s too awful, I promise we’ll never do it that way again!”
“You promise?”
Blair nodded, crossing his heart solemnly.
“Well, all right.”
Jim inserted the toilet paper roll with the paper hanging down from the bottom.
~End~
You're not looking for more, are you? I told you it was just a snippet! <eg>