Top Ten Reasons You're Still Sane After Working at Disney World:
(specifically American Adventure)

10.) You get to go home at the end of each and every day.

9.) You sweat off the pounds.

8.) You get all your frusterations out when doing crowd control for the parade.

7.) You write repeatedly; "I will not kill the mouse".

6.) YOu get "quiet time" in teh kiosk or theater.

5.) You realize "Tapestry of Dreams" (the parade) cast members have to hear the music even 
more than you.

4.) One word: William.

3.) YOu make lists like these.

2.) You tell "Bonnie Stories" (stories about a cast member who couldn't sell fries at 
McDonalds if her life depended on it).

1.) You just can't afford not to be.