http://members.tripod.com/ste3v3/

  While searching for "the best web site ever", to burgle ideas from, I stumbled  upon this sight.
It has been constructed by an 18-year-old boy who lives in Georgia (close to Macon).
  I shall now write a short explaination of why he is a liar, and why this is a poopie in the toilet of the internet.

  FIRST OFFENSE
    First,  there are the "blues" continuously playing in the background. Part   of the advantage to using a computer, to say using a wedge of charcoal , is  the right to listen to music you chose. You are not  forced to listen to French ladies on the radio talk about someting in french  like while eating dinner with your mother. You are not forced to listen to hate inducing soul duets  like while you work at the stupid grocery store. You have the right to select your own music similar to  the way freedom gives you the right to go where you please. For the short  time I was at this sight, this boy took my freedom away.


     SECOND OFFENSE
  His favorite links include the hamster dance, which he declares as gay, yet still has it as one of his 5 favorite links. An 18-year-old man having the hamster dance in his 5 favorite links. That's like saying Dumbo is stupid  but is the most kickass movie ever. Or saying skiing is for 80's fuck-offs  but then wearing your ski boots to school.



THIRD OFFENSE
        The use of clipart makes you feel as if you've fallen into a school newspaper.   Like a lady with lipstick all over her face or an older man with his bum  falling out of his cover all pajamas, this lowers our overall respect of his intelligence. He attempts to accentuate the fact that he "cruises in his Fiero" by presenting us with an ugly clipart of a car wheel turning.  This serves about as much purpose as a clipart of a tombstone on the letter  from the vet when they killed your dog by mistake. It makes us wonder if he somehow created this page in a birthday card making program, or after stating something he likes to make vague gestures with his arms to show what he is talking about. Example: "Mom we need more milk!" ** Pretends his fingers are the udder of a cow and milks them into his glass mooing happily** And maybe he found the clipart to best represent himself. The use of clipart just reminds us more that he made this sight as quick as possible because his mom caught him enjoying pornography and is making him do something creative before he's allowed to go drive his Fiero around Georgia some more.



FOURTH OFFENSE
His choice of animated gifs to accompany each page is genius. A lava lamp to accompany his favorite links? Pure brilliance. Not only does it apply, but it also reminds us all how wonderful and exciting life is.

    I would go on, but that's about all there is to this "best web site ever".  Earlier this year U2 claimed to be the greatest band in the world. Paul McCartney  stood up and said "What about the Beatles?" *D@rK©hyLd182* stood up and said "wut @ßöut $LÎpknøT ¿¿" But it was obvious to all U2 had the best tour along with many strong albums to support this claim. When this sight claimed to be the "best web site ever"  I stood up and said, "You're an ass!"


  -RJ