Now Hootie and the Blowfish are a somewhat rocking band of the adult contemperary persuasion. They may not be as rocking as say an AC/DC or a KISS, but Darius and the boys do enjoy to belt out a solid verse of rock every now and then.

        The songs which I will be commenting on are Time, Only Wanna Be With You, Hold My Hand, and Let Her Cry. Now, I've had this CD since grade 8 (thats over 5 years) and the reason I will only comment on these 4 songs is that these are the only songs I've listened to on it since then. That right there should tell you some things about the CD. It's just not that fucking good. OK so, lets start out with my favourite song in the album, track 8, Time. Time is a song about time punishing some guy, or something. Hootie keeps saying "Tiiiiiiiiiiiime why you punish me?" So I figure Time must be doing something bad to Hootie like making his face wrinkly or making his nuts shrink or something. But despite the lyrics not making sense the song isn't too bad.

        Next up we have Only Wanna Be With You. Now, this song was their big hit I think. This is the one with the video where all of Hootie and the Blowfish are getting their asses kicked at sports and that ESPN guy is there. This is also the song where they mention some Bob Dylan lyrics "Said I shot a man named gree* (*unintelligble word) took his wife to Italy, she inherit a million bucks and when she died, came to me" Now, this lyrical piece of mystery was such a good deal to Dylan that he decided to sue Hoots and B-Fish. I think he won, which is nuts cuz in the Dylan song you can't even understand what hes saying. It sounds like Bobby is saying "Sent a one to antifreeze, down on little me, shes a rat and will on ducks and windshield bride came to be." Like, no way Hootie just liked that song and picked those lyrics out of that jumbled mess. I bet he was listening to it, made his own lyrics up, knowing that they sounded vaguely like the ones in the Dylan song and then just hope for the best. Sucks for Hootie I guess, cuz he got them right and had to pay out of his ass. 

        The next song is one called Let Her Cry. This song reminds me of KISS 98.5, that gay Buffalo radio station that made fun of Doug Flutie so FUCK THOSE COCK GOBBLERS. Anyways, it reminds me of them because Rick Dees used to play it on the weekly top 40 when I used to deliver the Toronto Sun. That job sucked, it ate my nads actually. So anyways, Let Her Cry is this boring song about how some girl is all messed up and loves this guy blah blah blah, right now I'm gonna use this space to talk about boats. Some boats that kick ass include Battleship, Aircraft Carrier and Super Jet Boat. Can you believe there's people out there that have entire websites doing what I just said about boats? Thats fucking lame. However I do have to thank those retards for allowing me to yoink their picture of this boat to the right. AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

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        ummm, the other song I was gonna write about was gay and all I was gonna do was make fun of it for some reason like I did the others. So don't worry about it. Just know that the only good songs on the CD are those ones and that you're better off getting them on MP3 or something. So happy trucking and keep on rockin. -dd