Real Name: Ghosty Mctoolshed III

Aliases: SexyDead, EvilDead, Hot-See-thruGuy, Glowy, Neon What?, GET OUT OF MY ATTIC!!!

Hometown: Flint, Michigan, Taiwan

Nationality: Gay... no, Space Ghost

Arch Enemies:  Ghostbusters, Flubber, Nokia, NATO, NAFTA, Excorcists, Ron Jobi

Pet Peeves:  Radiation, Movies where Ghosts don't kick ass (ex. Ghost), When people say neon went out with the 80's (obviously it didn't or I wouldn't be haunting the shit out of you, now would I?), Excorcisms, Popes, The afterlife, name calling, when people think they're all tough and sing the Ghostbusters theme song, or say "I ain't afraid of no ghost" cuz that's always right before they shit their pants and then i have to drag their smelly asses to the grave yard.

Hobbies:  Hauntenings, BBQ, shuffle board, cruisin the tombstone strip, Ally McBeal, puting on a black cloak grabbing a sickle and tricking people into thinking I'm death, Ahahaha!  He's a good sport about it though.
 

The name's Neon Ghost and yes I am neon and I am a ghost.  The toughest damn ghost this side of East St. Louis.  If you're wondering how I became a Neon Ghost I'll simply have to ask you to promptly fuck off.  All I'll say is it had to do with dying and radiation and Ocean Pacific or was it Body Glove? Who cares!  The important thing is I'm here to stay kids, the Neon Ghost is not just another trend that will disappear with your pet rocks and your Nintendo Power Pads.  I'm the real deal and I'm coming to wreck havoc on your small town of (insert hometown name here).  If you're wondering "Gee Golly Neon Ghost, where do you tie into this page anyways?"  I'll simply shake my head disappointingly and reply fuck off again.  WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO HOLD ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL THE QUESTION AND ANSWER PERIOD AT THE END OF THE LESSON!!?  This page was my idea from the very start, its purpose is far too diabolical to tell you about how we plan to take over the world and we simply needed this last and final medium to complete our master plan................. oh.........crap.......... SHUT UP!!!!
The other three were chosen by a sophisticated super intelligent robot which chose the three most brilliant and appropriately cruel persons to achieve success in my quest.  They are the best at what they do  so listen closely to their expert advice.

Neon Ghost Fade To Black.