Fox going into hall
and going out of the limelight
Web-posted: Friday, March 7, 1997
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Nellie Fox, the spunky little hero of White Sox fans. He's been gone a
while, so he doesn't know about the bad thing that was just done to him.
Or maybe he does.
They have voted Fox into baseball's Hall of Fame. In the sporting press,
this means that he has become an ''immortal'' -- a word tossed around more
freely by sportswriters than clergymen.
But what it really means is that Fox will now be forgotten.
Until this week, Fox was part of a long tradition of lucky baseball
stars who were thought to be unfairly overlooked in the Hall of Fame voting.
I call it the Hack Wilson Syndrome.
If you consider yourself a baseball fan -- especially of the Cubs affliction
-- quick, tell me about Hack Wilson. Stats, career, personality, legends
and so on. Chances are you can't. So ask yourself, when was the last time
you heard the name Hack Wilson?
See? But for many years after he stopped playing and after he died,
Hack Wilson had an enviable measure of fame in Chicago.
Every year, that would be what amounted to Protest the Injustice Done
to Hack Wilson Festival.
Sports columnists would thunder about why the Hall of Fame voters could
be so thickheaded as to once again deny good old Hack entry into the sacred
hall of immortals.
They would rehash how he once struck 56 home runs in a season, still
the National League record. How he drove in 190 runs in one season, a major-league
record.
Yes, they would concede, good old Hack had been known to take a few
dozen drinks too many once in a while. But who didn't? And was that common
human weakness any reason to deny an otherwise decent fellow the immortality
that he had earned?
White-haired sports fans in bars would recall being in the stands when
good old Hack hit a couple out. Those, they would say, were the glory days
of the Cubs when Hack led them to a league championship. Of course, they
still lost in the World Series.
And some would retell the story of the time a Cub manager tried to persuade
good old Hack to cut down on his drinking. The manager held up a glass
of whiskey, then dropped a live worm in it. The worm promptly died.
''What does this tell you?'' the manager supposedly asked.
''It tells me,'' Hack said, ``that if I keep drinking, I'll never have
worms.''
Probably not true, but it was a good story.
And they would toast the memory of good old Hack and curse the damn
fools who didn't appreciate what a great player he was, despite his fondness
for whiskey.
Some would talk about the rumors that there were other reasons besides
his drinking that deprived good old Hack of his rightful immortality. It
was thought by some that he was what we now call a gay, although he had
remained in the clubhouse closet.
After many years, Hack was finally voted in. And from that day on, the
only people who took notice of him were those who visited the Hall of Fame
in Cooperstown, N.Y., and glanced at his plaque on the wall.
There isn't even a shotglass with a worm in it as part of his display.
The sportswriters now ignore him, and the fans have forgotten him. Some
honor. Some immortality.
And now they have done it to Nellie Fox.
In recent years, we've had an annual outburst of sports-page indignation
about Little Nellie being deprived of his rightful place in the hall.
They've written with considerable emotion about his spunk, the many
hits, his nimble feet, his iron-man durability and, of course, how he always
hustled.
But now you can forget about Nellie. He's in the great baseball tourist
attraction, and that's the last we'll hear about him.
So who will be next as the topic of annual indignation?
I figure it will be Ron Santo, and he will be a fine choice since he
is still a relatively young man and should have many good years of being
snubbed ahead of him.
What a lucky guy. Once it starts, he can look forward to an annual ego
boost from reading about all the home runs he swatted, the many runs he
drove in and the fearless way he guarded the hot corner.
Some of the more insightful baseball scholars might even make note of
how many tons of home plate dirt he scooped up and rubbed into his hands
and forearms. Or the time he heroically slugged an abusive fan, a hit for
which he received the praise of a Chicago judge who hadn't even been bribed.
And there will be angry commentary about Santo being deprived of his
rightful immortality because of the stupidity of East Coast baseball writers
who would surely vote him into the sacred hall if he had been a New York
Yankee rather than a lowly Cub.
Eventually, Ron will make it. And a few days later, someone will wave
to him on the street and say: ''Hi, Don.''