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The "Carmen Miranda"




Okay, I know what you're thinking. This is not a hairstyle, it's a headdress. However, in the interest of providing a comprehensive history of the appearance of Eric Szmanda's head, I've decided to include headgear in my survey. Trust me, it's just funnier this way. And, for the record, I think Greggo makes a very fetching showgirl.
N.B. The true "Carmen Miranda" headdress includes a selection of fresh fruit, not gold and silver ornaments. However, I believe the title still effectively gets the point across.

On to The "I Just Rolled Out of Bed and Came to Work After Sleeping in My Clothes"












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