Loving you is easy cos you're beautiful.
I have just collected these from all sorts of places. Some are my own, some friends, some song lyrics and some just random phrases I adore. If ya nick them...tis not my problem...only your problem when my ninja monkeys come and crouching tiger your ass.
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"Rock and roll is here to stay. Come inside where it's okay, And I'll shelter you. Would you be an outlaw for my love? If it's over let me know, if there's no where else to go."
You could have a hate relationship with your elbows. "I can't bite you, so I hate you!" - "What, she's good enough to bite you, but not *me*?!
rabbits clinkity, clinkity, clink. Hello Mr. Zebra can i have your sweater cause its cold cold cold in my hole hole hole.
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
Oh Gravedigger, when you dig my grave can you make it shallow? So that I can feel the rain.
I spent my last breathe cursing the man who created mayonaise in a squeeze bottle.
My interest is in the future because I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.
Few are those who can see with their own eyes and hear with their own hearts.
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
What would you say to a Marching Band? Shut up and stop marching
Rattention span - the amount of time you can pay attention to rats.
You're going to have a love affair with my eyebrows aren't you?
I would recognize you in a second... only saw you for a minute...
At the end of the day, a man likes to relax with a piece of string
even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk
The god and the saints preserve you, nobody here deserves you
the same people wrote the bible that thought the world was flat
All God's children fade and die, in the name of let's get high
You all laugh cos I'm different. I laugh cos you're all the same.
All you did was break my bed and kick me in the head.
There is a log on the fire, and it burns like me for you.
Hard to stay mad when there's such beauty in the world
I didn't expect her to counter my plan with nakedness.
even an orchestra of a thousand violins couldn't fix this
As prizes, sir," clarifies the goth. "Monkeys and pie.
we fuck and we fight....someone else does the dishes
I like you, Harold. Come, I'll teach you to waltz
The road to you is long, I've been on it awhile.
I hear you whispering such gorgeous stories.
Peering Out from a Mountain of Spaghetti-O's...
I immediately went out and purchased a taxi.
You, me some bubble wrap and a bunch of....
This must be where pies go when they die
How to make babies by doing dirty things
I'm gonna milk it untill I turn it into cheese.
You wear nothing but you wear it so well.
I climbed on the back of a giant anchovie.
Hark ye all angels, joyful and redundant.
I'm too sexy for your over-sized raincoat
it's so fucking hip to be a fucking square
Learn how to love and forget how to hate.
That was the gayest thing I've ever heard
Forget the clouds that rain on your life.
I am pork boy, the breakfast monkey.
So you're dumping me...for GOD?!?
That queen quail did a queer queef.
thinking about you makes me smile
Idle hands are the devil's playthings
I hate him just enough to get off
You can buy love from payphones
I will sellotape the great unknown
Good will over come. Trust in that.
I love all my sad songs to death.
I kissed it when you were away.
pick your sweetcorn outta this
You look so good I'd eat you.
Salivate over steak, not a man
Later, when we are together
As weird as a box of frogs
I don't suffer fools gladly.
RAH! Sweet merciful crap!
Picked to death by ducks
I'm like a shark, only not
Attractions just physical.
You'll like the papercup
Soulful searching eyes
You may call me Bob.
Hell is in the details
Ooh tonne a love.
Magically delicious
You window licker
Well you are here
Just be calm.
"Always"
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