It was Cinco de Mayo,  2001. All week long, Elvira waited with a Patient Heart but Troubled Mind . She became Restless and drank Black Coffee laced with Coconut Cream liquor. 
What's That ? His Chevvy was Cruisin'  Outback.  It began  to XLR8 and was Almost There. He was wearing Odd Sox and Alligator Shoes with Cuban Heels. 
His Flat Top and Pencil Thin Moustache made her Breathless. It took A single Moment to control the Titanic struggle with her Nervous Emotions. She took One Step Forward. From this Moment she was Paralysed. 
He was Smooth and greeted her with Open Arms.
"Honey , you're Lookin' Good ," he said. "Maybe  I'll Always feel Jealous when You and Me are apart." "When You Walked In I knew I'm Lovestruck and it's Too Much for Me .  Maybe our Attitude needs to change.  I Still Believe  that Everybody living in our Hustle Bustle world should Wait a Minute for Divine Inspiration before having Too Much Fun.   Our lives have been 2 Good 2 be True." 
Elvira was sending Mixed Messages.    "I thought we had a Perfect Love but it was Swingin' Hot Love . Excuse me  Just a minute,    I need to Think Quick  as  it's Now or Never. Perhaps our Secret Love should be Ditched."
 "Don't be Stupid", he replied.  "You know you're Still the One for me.No Matter What happens. Do Ya find that Unbelievable? I'm on the Strait and narrow."
"Me too" she said. "At Sun-a-rise the  Ballymore Boys will be Coastin' in and we'll be Flying High to El Paso  on business.   I'm a Fella and now I've Got a Girl, It's about Time my Brown-Eyed Girl was Bustin' Loose. I'm Shakin' all Over with Hysteria.  Take it from Me in Just a Minute  we'll go from Good Friends  to Lovers.  Waltz with me. I'm Stuck on you so stop Foolin' Around, and come Closer.
 Hey Baby, Ooh-Aah, That's nice."  His mind became Fresh and Razor Sharp. 
"Alright, already." agreed Elvira. "You have Amazing Grace when you Dance and Make Love.  Remember When we met on the Rollercoaster and it went Higher and Higher?   We were Along for the Ride of our lives. When you leave After Midnight   I'll be Missing You. Give me One Good Reason why I shouldn't Just Do It and Walkaway  from you."  "Whatever happened, you Ragamuffin?  Listen , Babe,    From this Moment  on, we'll Fly Like a Bird on the Wings of a Dove . Tonight's our Last Chance to be together on  Week days.   I'll send Love Letters and give you Wild Kisses .   We've No Worries. Don't be Melancholy, Child .   We're not Daydreaming  so Write This Down  ..... Buy sexy Silk and Satin - Black Dresses, have your Girls' Night Out , then Gee whizz,  we'll Live it up and have the Best Days  together forever." 
"My Superhero," She Said.  "Yes,  yes, you Crazy Little Thing, Abracame and Kiss me Forever and a Day.