so close your eyes 'cause I'm about to make you dream
I make you do things you can't do
like tighten buckles inside your shoe
there's a yellow sky above your head
and all the grass has turned to red
your hair has turned a shocking pink
and to the boys the girls do wink
men in the kitchen women on benders
the national guard wear suspenders
all the ad's break for movies
all the black suits half the smoothies
hello you welcome to my town
you look silly with your trousers down
women all around you snatching at your undies
run through a wall now your eating sundies
with the one you love eating in a cafe
there's something eerie in her laugh
make for the door get out of this place
your in the last ten meters in the human race
you've won hoorah! but you did come last
and your friend came in at quarter past
sitting on a steeple people look like ants
it's funny in these dreams you always lose your pants
falling from the top spinning around and around
landing feet up with my head below the ground
big red worms passing through your ears
and all the devils angels drinking dirty beers
the barman takes your money then says the drinks are free
forty lagers later I still say I can see
taking five grand and tickets from a man
I've just bought a combat suit I'm standing in Vietnam
I look and see my friends they seem to stare at me
and everyone has machine guns everone 'cept me
your in your home town fighting all the day
but in your tiny mind it's half a globe away
you catch a leader he wears a bra
now your at Woodstock thrashing your guitar
screaming people shouting having a bawl
Elvis lives thank you very much and that's all
silver Cadillacs and green Rolls Royces
your floating in space with robotic voices
ground control to sputnik five
your dead in space but i'm alive
the sea is big but I drink Coke
planes under water choking folk
It's getting late I flag a shark
they don't charge after dark
I've been waiting all day you see
well we stop running after three
take me to Fiji if you please
I want to see cowboys catching the fleas
Ive been up the Mississippi and seen uncle Tom
I've seen the yanks in Japan drop a nuclear bomb
been at mount Everest Ben Nevis and the Rio Grande
I've been in the Arab states I've seen the holy land
everything impossible this that I can do
and everyone can share it even me and you
I've met most people like Bush Thatcher 'n' Gorby
and wont even think about telling you the orgy
if you want to take part in the things I've did and seen
It's quite simple really just close your eyes and dream
