and if you are naughty he'll come and bite yer bum
Herry Mick's a monster who is really very bad
but something puzzles me he speaks to mum and dad
one night at the front of the fire I was watching TV
my dad said go to bed I answered no he said we'll see
when I went to bed my eyes became oh so sleepy
Herry Mick comes out the lumb and everything is creepy
He creeps along the carpet and skuttles through the door
Herry Mick is nasty he scrapes the wooden floor
am really scared ah pull the cover oer ma heid
nobody can touch Herry Mick he's already deid
what was that! a noise at the end of the bed
I am Herry Mick an am going to rip aff yer head
just a minute is there not here a cad
bet yer life wee man it's only me yer dad
oh dear so it is i'm scared my body's cold
I guess I'll have to learn to do what daddy's told
now listen son go to sleep your very much over worn
have some pleasant dreams I'll see you in the morn'
jeezo that was horrible I really was quite freaked
I'm going to sleep now HUH! what was that that creeked
hmm hmm hmm in this town be good because the sun always disapears
an if ye don't I'll come 'round wi a knife and disregard yer ears
